omg. my good friend geoff @jeoff wants 2 do a gamer podcast

iCarly going hardcore!!!

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

women.

clap for women

I have to hand it to Musk, nobody else could have fucked up quite on this scale, Twitter is a disaster right now

there will be lawsuits over this stuff

I'm too slow - Eli Lilly is apparently thinking about suing over this one:

It’s true and you should say it

my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

you cant do that here

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

No shit dumbass

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

shrex

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

like hell you will

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

My Undertale Au where Frisk

Flips you Off Mother Fucker

also, muffin fucker is a place now?

There’s no “W” in “muffin fucker”

has anyone ever told you guys how gifted you are? youre smarter than everyone else

thrrowing away batteries feels so bad i feel like i should eat them

otay

hey i dont think theyre playing in there

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

despite everything…