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An Ordinary Story.

@jenz00r / jenz00r.tumblr.com

27. Melbourne. Tea. Theatre. Bibliophile. Graphic Novels. Tattoos. Vintage. Music. Gigs. Good company. Dinosaurs. Conversation. Han shot first.
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Elvis photographed during a press conference held at Graceland in Vernon’s office, March 7, 1960.

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why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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Have you tried this extremely obvious solution to this problem I know you’ve been experiencing long-term?

I found it by using Google and selecting the top link. I’m sure it will fix this little problem you’ve been having, even though we’re both pretty sure I don’t think you’re too stupid to use Google on your own. I know you’ll appreciate how helpful I’m going out of my way to be for you right now. This is an altruistic task I’ve undertaken to help you, so I know you’ll understand if I become tearful and offended should you decline my help. That would be bad, and would make you a bad person. I’m just trying to help, because I Care About You.

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“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent