The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.
being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
Consider, from the perspective of ten years ago, an ex-president saying he used to constantly fantasize about fucking men, and the reaction being "yeah, whatever, poser."
“…use things to have good days.”
the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables
i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow
Well they shouldnt have made my phone more interesting than work
Losing my goddamn fucking mind over how Batman 1966 gave Catwoman a sidekick in one episode and named her Pussycat.
that’s the legendary Jewish lesbian singer Lesley Gore btw, so I have an inkling they knew what they were doing
#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard
i love when dudes are like “of course i respect women, i have a sister and a niece” like what does that even mean. there isn’t a person on this planet who isn’t related to a woman like what is Your Point
You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t
if it’s the brothers show why colette. like we’ve been through this but i just don’t understand no abel not a lick of abel just cain’s fictional wife that perfectly parallels cas. sure.