do u ever feel so unwanted and alone and u just sorta want to cry
Parents should not be reading your journals
Parents should not be searching through your trash
Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages
Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off
Parents should not be invading your privacy
This little guy completely hates stairs. Prefers bush. 13/10 legendary pupper status achieved.
Source: animalrates
i cant use ‘id take a bullet for you’ as an expression of strong affection anymore because all my friends know that i would take a bullet for anything. id take a bullet for a chipmunk. id take a bullet just for the sake of taking the bullet
you: yikes
me, an intellectual: yicycles
standarsh-deactivated20160506
LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE
thefifthkatie
HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET
ondematin-deactivated20171019
Oh damn!
divinekylo
brain: BUG ON SKIN
me, looking at where the “bug” is: there is no bug
brain: BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN B
me: BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN BUG ON SKIN B
Wanted: a sugar daddy who transfers money into my account for nothing in return other than a selfie with a smile on my face
instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7
platonicknifelust
I feel like this is about underwear
wildlittlefaerie
THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR
Source: thecommonchick.com
Before you interrupt a woman at the gym to give her advice, flag a woman down who is running, or get upset when she passes you, think about what you would do if she were a man instead. Would you run beside him for miles trying to talk to him when he clearly doesn’t seem interested in chatting? Would you clap and cheer him on when he’s just out on a typical training run? Would you tell him to “put his shirt on” when he runs by you in only shorts on a hot day? Probably not. If it’s not something you would ever do to a man then it’s probably not something you should do to a woman.
Source: skepchick.org