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@jennapdorff

When Lucius finally loses it:

Scorpius: I'm gay and I think I love Albus Potter.
Lucius: Of course you do. You wouldn't be a fucking Malfoy in this day and age if you don't come out as gay and confess your love for a Potter. Go be with Albus, Scorpius and please, for the love of Merlin, go give birth to a son and make sure another Potter is born so he can come to me and tell me he's gay too and just LOVES a Potter. You know what? Fuck it. Let's just change our last name to Potter. That might make things 10x easier.
Draco: FATHER!
Lucius: *calls to Narcissa* Hey, Narcissa? I'm sorry, I have to leave you because confessing our love to a Potter has become a new Malfoy tradition!
Scorpius: ....what is happening?

alright look I know a lot of people argue about how romione was barely hinted at and that the lead up was weak

but listen. we are told the story through Harry’s eyes. Harry Oblivious Potter. The fact that Harry even realized AT ALL that Ron and Hermione loved each other says so much bc listen it takes a LOT for Harry to notice stuff okay

Like tbh they could have been shagging right in front of him and he would be like “Ron and hermione are fighting again, Quidditch is good though and I wonder what Malfoy is up to”

[On the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling] “I went off and read the books after the audition and I read all four books in one sitting–you know–didn’t wash, didn’t eat, drove around with them on the steering wheel like a lunatic. I suddenly understood why my friends, who I’d thought where slightly backward, had been so addicted to these children’s books. They’re like crack.” - Jason Isaacs