Rawr, I Guess...

so far when it comes to musicology all I can say is that if he sounds like a cocky little shit it's Mozart, if he sounds like an emo teenager it's Beethoven, if he sounds like he's eating pussy with an intensity that might kill someone it's Chopin, and if he sounds like he's jerking himself off with three hands it's Liszt.

If he sounds like a quirked up white boy it's Vivaldi, if he sounds like he's on Valium it's Haydn, if he sounds like he gets mad pussy it's Handel, if he sounds like the mind of God it's Bach

As a former music history tutor, I agree.

We have real trauma in America and conservatives are proud to be their source.

We enjoyed @closebutnotquitewright's post a lot so we narrated it.

[ID: Two screenshots from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Looking baffled, Dee says: "How do three eligible bachelors only have one potential fiancee between them?" Dennis, Mac, and Charlie all stand with mouths open. Mac: "It's—The economy is in shambles." END ID

Audio:

Lucy: "How do three eligible bachelors only have one potential fiancee between them?"

*the suitors talk over each other*

Quincey: "I reckon it's..." Arthur: "Well, uh..." Jack: "See, uh..." Quincey: "Like..." Jack: "The economy is in shambles."]

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barbie meme but with bucky and clint. who knows what they did but lets be honest it was probably clints fault

This is so real.

The World Of Becca Blake

Art by Dan Schkade

In any world, please don't put anything but clean water in your eyes. Milk is effective, yes, effective at washing out tear gas but also effective at causing infections in your eyes. Just. Use. Water.

Also a reminder to turn off face and touch log ins. Police will absolutely use your fingerprints or face to unlock your phone without your consent if given the opportunity

finally realized that the crucial element that’s missing from new trek is vaguely unsettling surreal-esque behind the scenes pictures that feel like they’re from found footage horror movies

they just don’t make em like this anymore

i think about this video a lot

Wtf is going on

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

Love all the film crew people in the notes sharing their dumb hiding locations

most insane tumblr experience by far is coming across a post from the mid 2010s that has permanently altered the brain chemestry and life course of you and several of your friends and aquaintances and realizing it only has like 1200 notes

The core tenet of Stupidism is that everyone is really hecking stupid.

The core values of Stupidism are

This is your annual warning that *there will be no warning* when fire season is about to start. Nobody’s going to post “Hey everyone, remember, fire season starts next Friday!”. The state will just catch fire. You will wake up and the sky will be orange. It could be tomorrow, it could be July, it could be August, we could get incredibly lucky and skip it altogether. If you hope to buy an indoor air purifier before fire season, if you want to ensure everyone in your home has a P100 for going outside, if you want to stockpile water and you haven’t already, the time to do it is today.

Oh right this is getting notes again. Fuck.

this post is why i got a p100 last year

Yearly reminder to check your go-bags and evacuation plans

getting a wikipedia page really does feel like you’ve made it into the library of alexandria

When he was just a wiggler, his lusus always preached-

Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"