"We're the same,except you don't have to be alone"

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

Croissant??

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IDK if somebodys already done this Oh well

“My big boy weighs 1 pound”

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My friend’s bird is named Simple and she won’t stop landing in this place where she’s not allowed to go so we made a sign

i love it when characters are package deals, i love duos i love trios i love quartets, i love groups and squads, i love it when you can’t find one without the other(s), i love it when they’re glued at the hip, i love it no matter the context of these dynamics, i lov

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

@todaysbird

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

Some sad Asgore sketches cuz I’m feeling a bit down Listening to this song from the amazing Undertale Musical here

Me and the boys on our way to respect women

Love me a man that can shoot himself ass first through a suspended hoop

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My uncle, who grew up a poor immigrant on a pig farm, became a heart surgeon and keeps marrying into wealth.  His third wife is from old money.  She’s very sweet and I do love her to death but she’s completely out of touch with anyone who is not born wealthy.  She told me “Oh you simply MUST rent a villa in Italy for a summer.  It’s so great.”      Bless my uncle, he just started laughing his ass off and said, “Joan, normal people don’t do that.” 

She was so confused.  

Can “Joan, normal people don’t do that” be added to the “Harold, they’re lesbians” litany?

Seconded.

Portrait Of An Enemy.

Lucia Heffernan

Yes you have, girl.

Happy birthday 1997!