"that character isn't aromantic" actually they are because i'm aromantic and i said that they are. hope this helps

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere

rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature

rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature

rule #3 is never talk to the police

[ID: a screenshot of a reblog from 12u3ie with the tags, "#and the puppy dog #darubyprincxx" /end ID]

"hey babe why are all of our knives so sharp all of the sudden"

"me, I pet them whethands style"

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

Put your height in the tags

i love it when drinks are weird colors this is because i was meant to be a machine and drinking delicious blue cooling fluid and such

dont u guys love it when robots are

dont u guys love it when robots are

dont u guys love it when robots are

dont u guys love it when robots are

dont u guys love it when robots are

i love when characters romanticize something they think they can never attain and then they're shown that that something is in fact within their reach but it's nothing like their idealized version so they go uhh actually i don't want that anymore. and then it is imposed on them anyways. this has been your weekly nanami kiryuu post follow for more

Can one of the insane Florida men y’all have please fucking maul DeSantis to death

They need to cook up some kind of alligator mutant man and feed him a vodka redbull and just release him in that motherfucker’s house and let it rock and roll

I want DeSantis to experience the kind of death where people in the front row need a splash guard. I want contractors to have to dig out holes inside of bricks and marble to recover parts. People are gonna be hacking him up all day, twenty different outfits ruined and a plastic-lined coffin so it doesn't leak. There's gonna be a crater and a lot of jobs for window washers and huge lines at the car wash OK?

i’m starting a movement to stop calling this shit “artificial intelligence” cause it’s fucking not. it’s not intelligent, and the things it produces are not informed by logical choices. it doesn’t know how to research sources for you. it doesn’t compose art thoughtfully or meaningfully.

call it machine-generated, text generator, chat bot, but it’s not intelligent.

friendly reminder that it's okay to be in your 20s and not have your cutie mark yet. you're not broken, you're not a failure,

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs