fuck you *dies and doesn’t rot*
bullies b like “you got a face only your mama could love” and Freud be like 👀 oh word?
if u ever feel insecure about ur writing just remember that edgar allan poe once wrote like 200 pages of a book and then when he got bored and realized he’d written himself into a corner he just wrote an epilogue that was like “the guy telling me this story suddenly died so idk what happens next lol bye” and published it
Emma Carstairs and Aelin Galathinyus would be great friends
Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website
I love that feeling I get when it’s about to rain and the wind is rising and there’s some sort of peace in that. I swear I can hear the plants whispering
drunk driving IS cringe unless youre doing it sexually like as a fetish?
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what???
Yeah I'll incorporate that into my belief system
i hope jenna marbles is still doing silly stuff and making things for her own amusement
do u have a bf
it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm
when i get mad i’m gonna start saying shit like “why i oughta” as i wind up my fist
women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct







