hey guys i think music might be love

reblog if music is your love language

reblog if music makes you see devils and creatures

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

Obligatory reblog for Christmas 🎄

the person reblogging this from you is rooting for you to have a happy, healthy, and successfull 2022

Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

Here’s the tweet I got it from

Lol I used to work at Starbucks. I approve this. Pro tip: to make a latte at home, just boil the milk. You don’t need any special equipment.

I don’t see my favorite which was an earl grey tea latte aka London fog. It’s 3 pumps vanilla with 2 earl grey teabags with ½ water then the other half is 2% milk for a grande. It tastes better with soy milk and an extra shot of sugar.

For every reblog a trans woman gets a hug and a penguin

This porno didn’t fuck around

there’s… a lot to take in here…

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

a friend and I watched this movie together, and let me tell you - it was bizarre.

the full film (which is split into two parts) is 5 hours and 46 minutes long. but I didn’t want my friend to have to put up with that, so I edited all of the porn out, and we watched only the “plot”.

can you guess how much plot there is? hint: It’s not much. with all of the sex removed, what was left was only 1 hour and 10 minutes long.

doing the math there, the plot makes up about 20.5% of the movie. and that’s with the title and end credits, some of the kissing, and a lot of the incidental nudity left in. I was being very generous by calling that “plot”.

now, the movie did have some really nice shots of the landscape, which leads to the next weird thing about this film: they weren’t kidding when they said this was shot on location. allow me to explain:

the very thin story in this is vaguely based on a book that’s based on the real-life Pleasant Valley War. for some reason, parts of this pornographic film were shot at Q Ranch, which is 2 miles north of where one of the first battles of that war took place.

and not only that! but some of the scenes (including a gunfight scene) were filmed in a historic cemetery! and! at least one of the sex scenes! took place in an archaeological site!

I’m not joking! while watching the film (because I did actually watch all 5 hours, 46 minutes, and 38 seconds of this on my own) I was like, “uh hey, are those Native American ruins?” and turns out, they fucking were!

The Q Ranch Pueblo was home to a group of people some consider part of the Mogollon culture from A.D. 1265 to 1380, and if that sentence sounded a bit dry to you, it’s because it’s a quote from The Arizona Archaeological Society’s report on that location.

what the fuck!

anyway, there’s really not much else to say about this. the plot that was there was barely thought-out, and the acting was awkward and stilted. the sound design was bad, and you couldn’t always hear people when they were talking. there was some comically bad fake blacksmithing (just a dude hammering at a piece of cold metal), and the action scenes were all over the place. even the murders seemed excessive and ridiculous - and not funny-ridiculous? just boring to watch, with not enough character development to actually care about the characters getting killed.

also one of the actors in this film, Philipp Tanzer, is apparently now a men’s rights and anti-porn activist, and he recently ran for Scottish Parliament as a part of a far-right anti-LGBT party, and (thankfully) lost. so, there’s another fun fact for you.

now, I do have some more notes on the actual porn elements of this, but those are NSFW, and so are going under a cut.

(you have been warned! past this point, there are explicit descriptions of bad cowboy porn! only click this if you’re an adult who is okay with reading that!)

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Just wanted to add for those interested

Mogollon is actually pronounced MUG-uh-yawn (at least by the people I know who live here in AZ)

Don’t say NOTHING just reblog and go

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

Happy Anniversary, y’all.

Do you like the color of tumblr mobile?

Which one?

I sat here 

Like an absolute dumbass

@ everyone reblogging this currently, I hope you know that you got me back. I fell for my own post. Not only are we all fools, but we're the entire circus

LMFAOOOO HALLOWEEN IS TRENDING AND PRIDE MONTH JUST ENDED

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

Oh myfdb c

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.