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Jelly fish taco

@jellyfishtaco

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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it's so funny to me when terfs are like "SORRY for standing up for women. guess i am a MONSTER for protecting lesbians" and then their social media feed is like 99% evangelical christian propaganda

They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones

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It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal

He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X

20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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