I'm starting to get smile lines.
How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face
How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you
How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face
This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
i was wondering if you'll be checking out Book of Hours, seeing as Cultist Simulator wasn't your cup of tea?
I found cultist Simulator to be well written and interested, but hard to get into because my normal ass day job is wandering around the city looking for occult texts to study. I play video games to relax after work not simulate more of it lmao.
I remember one of the first times I played cultist Simulator, my guy spent too much money on occult texts that he couldn't pay for medicine when he got sick. Then his mental health rapidly declined as he went into poverty.
Didn't really feel like playing for a bit after that.
Hold onto your butts everyone I’m gonna wash my fuckin dishes
The thing about washing dishes is that you always think it’s gonna take sooooooooo much time and be so annoying. But then you find something to listen to, you get settled, you get started, and you realize that you were correct holy shit the cheese is glued on
Call it cornplating but I find it funny that Doc Ock just has random folders like these
another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading
im so sorry ill make it up to you
enjoy the WOOLLY CHAFER BEETLE
i adopted this cat! nope, not a similar kitty, this very same cat!! he’s a sweetie yelling baby who loves snuggles and chicken. he has such a unique coat that makes him look like more of a raccoon? and as much as Death Metal Rat is the coolest name ever, he also has a secondary shorter name now which is Banyan
here’s the boy in his new home :3
the author’s name is wright i can’t believe my eyes
ppl will be like "this is unhinged" but the door is just ajar
when I grow up I want to be lois dykestowatchoutfor
brings up trans people at every opportunity
[ID: a panel from Dykes to Watch Out For, by Alison Bechdel, showing Lois standing with a hand on her hip, talking to her friend Sparrow. Sparrow says, “yes... I think. I don’t know! I really like him, but... he’s a man!” Lois responds, “well, that’s not necessarily a permanent condition.” END ID]
one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained
as someone who’s been an artist obsessed with an obscure character the REAL backbone of society is the people giving us the 5 notes
funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead
Is there any video game with a marriage mechanic where the npc spouse doesn’t become a wet piece of tissue paper personality-wise after the wedding
My new husband: Darling my love how was your day I have been standing here waiting for your return
Me: Okay he would not say that did he get possessed does this game have that mechanic and nobody told me
Me: I married you because you have opinions. Can you please have some of those again?
Husband: I made you a pie, my darling.
Me: Since when do you know how to turn an oven on?
Me: I appreciate that you’re letting me be gay here but did you have to perform a personality transplant on my game husband?
Game: Your husband is a decoration in your living room now whether you like it or not.
Me: I do not like it but those are the rules I guess.
Equality! Your gay husband is the embodiment of a misogynistic straight man's idea of what a wife should be like!
Spouses in the Crusader Kings series will sometimes actively try to murder you... so there's that.
I need to check that game out damn finally a spouse with some goals in life
Honestly one of my few complains in stardew valley tbh, at least they still go out and have a routine and hobies, i supouce, and some of them still visit their family from time to time
Alex doesn’t call me farmer guy anymore though it makes me so sad
It's legit. Section 11.G "Opt out" explains how.
I just did this, and Etsy doesn’t actually tell you anywhere on the site how to find your username (it’s randomly generated), which you need to opt out, so here’s how to do that:
https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015653248-Your-Username the main point is “The URL of your profile page contains your username. It looks like this: etsy.com/people/[your username]”
Below are step-by-step instructions on how to opt out by Wednesday, August 23, 2023. This will take < 10 minutes to do.








