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sabrina gets a little too silly but she manages to set the record straight
Anonymous asked:
How often do you read about cum during your alchemical research and what percentage of the time is it literal?
Literally every alchemy research day has involved cum. It’s literal about half the time.
HISTORICAL ALCHEMICAL SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT AND THEIR OPINION OF CUM:
- Ancient Greeks: Mention cum, but not much. Cum is literal.
- Ancient Egyptians: LOVED cum. Mention it a lot. Cum is literal.
- Romans: Not much cum. Cum is metaphorical.
- Byzantines: Very Christian. No cum.
- Islamic Polymaths: Not much cum. Cum is a metaphor.
- Pre-Paracelcians: Moderate cum. Cum is a metaphor.
- Paracelcians: Severe cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
- Romantics: LOVED cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
Ancient Egyptians:
LOVED cum. Mention it a lot.
Cum is literal.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris
Shitty Movie Details:
In Renfield (2023) Rebecca learns how to make a protective circle from wiccan tumblr. This wrongly implies that tumblr has a usable search function
if you want to run a successful tumblr blog you should change your blog title to Angela or Sarah and then have your first post be a video of 2 people having sex. simple as that
Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie
but why would you hide this in the tags though
Man I hope today’s twitter thing is just temporary because otherwise that site is fucking cooked.
Y’all see the shit he pulled today? You can only load like 300-600 tweets a day before Twitter completely locks you out of reading any new posts or making searches for a whole ass like 24hours I guess
Yeah these numbers he’s giving are bogus, I logged into my main acc and maybe scrolled my tl for 3 minutes + clicked on a few different tweets and I was already locked out. I think this is a cap on how many tweets just load for you at a given time in general so if you open a thread with a boatload of comments you just get fucking vaporized instantly
lmfao everyone’s skeddadling onto bluesky so fast their servers are exploding and they had to disable signups. amazing
bluesky also allows hate groups on their platform, sadly...
oh my fucking god they have a racism level switch
the-alfie-incorporated
top 10 iconic anime protagonists
The live action Full Metal Alchemist looks so good
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somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever
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Its the wrong trousers gromit!
certified iconic post