GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING
slapping him saturday
whoop him wednesday
thumping him thursday
fuck him up friday
swipe him sunday
maim him monday
trash him tuesday
now you can reblog it 24/7
literally if you get a popular post and you dont frame yourself for attempted murder of someone who does not exist you're doing it wrong. this is the standard now
when you’re dissociating and someone asks you a question
Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?
Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool
a detailed list of things I hate:
- hot weather
- high temperatures
- heat
- warmer than average conditions
Someone needs to point out these devices aren't just used to keep kids from loitering. They use similar technology to keep homeless people from camping out.
-fae
Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor
Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this
is he also in front of the white house?
He's the president
how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world
thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw
mutuals if you don’t come into my render distance soon i am going to despawn
sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question



