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me trying to figure out how to approach this conversation in a normal way that makes me seem normal and not a weirdo

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I'm an Absentee Atheist. I think a god made the world, but it was an action so insignificant to the higher will that it is not aware we exist, rendering existence effectively godless.

I'm a Mutual Exclusivity Polytheist. I believe the world is woven by several demiurges at once, all of whom are entirely unaware of each other's existence.

I'm a Deferential Semantic Atheist. I believe in a god in the sense that I believe in gravity; as an observed phenomenon that I do not understand, but am confident that other people with more time on their hands can prove the existence of.

I'm an Autogenesis Absentee Deist. I believe that God is instantiated like a mind into the divine clockwork of the material physics of the universe. I am not a Pantheist, as I believe that this mind designed and consciously instantiated itself into the world through some unknown method, however this is annoying to explain at parties so I generally don't talk about it much.

I'm an Antirationalist Manichean. I think God built the world, but the Devil built causality, thus any train of thought that follows logically is incorrect, and the result of trickery.

I'm a radical Hindu-Gnostic Monotheist. I think Brahman should make up it's mind and knock all this "emanation" shit off and squeeze back into a monad.

I'm a Chaos Agnostic. I believe the universe exists in a constantly changing spectrum of divinity from "Was Made By a Present God" to "There is no god" and it changes every 24 hours or so.

I'm an extremely localized animist. Only my dog has a spirit.

Op is actually an interfaith spiritualist and channeling each of these deceased in turn

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Tolcia finished her rough sketch of the ancient beings for her new human crew mate. “They are so ancient and powerful, it’s rumored that they are what the galaxies revolve around.”

Craig studied the picture in silence. He stroked his chin as he contemplated being honest.

Tolcia was excited to see that she was able to teach him something new. The universe was huge and humans were fairly new to it, but it was so rare that anything fazed them.

“What do you think? Terrifying, right?” Tolcia asked.

“Well,” Craig stalled, still undecided on how to answer.

Tolcia registered that something was wrong in her assessment. Craig did not seem surprised, shocked, in awe, or otherwise perturbed. “You know of them already?” She was wrong, she had to be wrong.

“Not exactly.” Craig finally decided to tell the truth. “Lovecraftian horror was never my particular interest, but I recognize Cthulhu when I see it. And that thing right there, that’s Cthulhu.”

Tolcia was perfectly still, stunned at the ease Craig had in front of the depictions.

“Humans named them?” Tolcia was quiet, almost fearful of this knowledge. Humans were bumptious, but even they wouldn’t be so daring as to name the beings so ancient there was no record of their beginnings.

“I’m sure we’ve got the names and some of the descriptions wrong, but yeah, a human named Lovecraft wrote stories about these eldritch gods like what, about 1000 years ago I think. But do you mind if I send this to my buddy Adam? He’s super into this stuff and can talk more about this if you want.”

Tolcia took a deep breath and let out a screech that made Craig wince.

“Apologies. Yes, I would like to contact Adam. I have many questions.” So many questions.

Craig took a photo and sent off the message immediately. “Adam’s gonna flip when he finds out that this is real.”

“I think the fact humans have known about the ancient beings for a millennium is going to cause a lot of flipping. The conjecture alone is terrifying to think about.”

Craig’s eyebrows drew together as he looked up from his communicator. “What conjecture?”

“Humans knew they were a possibility, and still decided to leave their own planet. Most beings didn’t find out about the ancients until after being in space for some time. And their first contact with them always sets them back centuries. How do you feel safe exploring when you know these aloof powers are out there?”

Craig shrugged. “I don’t know. Wanderlust I guess.” Realization struck him. “Wait, does that mean you know where we can find them?”

Tolcia screeched again.

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Tolcia was surprised to see her friend. Craig had returned from his extended leave of absence and seemed to still have his brain intact. She had too many questions to be patient.

“Craig, we must speak.”

“Is everything alright or?”

“Did you join Adam on the voyage to meet the Ancients?”

Craig smiled as he exhaled in a soft laugh. “I wasn’t sure if you’d want to know.”

Tolcia bit back her initial reaction. “Yes, I wish to know. Now.”

Craig and Tolcia sat in the caf as he began his tale.

“Honestly the longest part of the trip was getting out that far. Took us two of the three months just to get there.”

Tolcia frowned. The math didn’t add up. How did a trip take two months to reach the destination and yet end only a month later?

“Hey, don’t jump ahead of my story,” Craig chided. “Anyway, so we spend two months getting out there and it’s just swirling clouds of color. Black, purple, green, reds. We couldn’t see anything. One of the historians who studied Lovecraftian horror decided to fly towards the black swirls.”

Craig pulled out a small vid pad and opened it. Tolcia closed her eyes first, unsure of what horrors she would see.

“Don’t worry, nothing will melt your brain,” Craig assured her. “But when we fly up there, one of the swirls came close and wrapped around the ship. It was a tentacle of Shub-Niggurath, which isn’t actually her name by the way. We were off on most of the names but even humans can’t replicate their actual names so they let us call them by the names we’d given them.”

Tolcia cracked an eye open slowly. She saw a blurry photo of her friend and several other humans. The ship was encased in shadow, and one human had glowing yellow eyes. The screech surprised even Tolcia.

“Ears!” Craig complained, covering his much too late.

Tolcia pointed at the screen. “This human! They are not okay!”

Craig looked at which person she was pointing to and then smiled. “Yeah, so like I said, we can’t pronounce their language, and understanding it is how you go all brain meltingly cuckoo which fun fact, is how humans knew about them in the first place, but in order to talk to us, they would just select a human onboard to possess temporarily.”

Tolcia covered her mouth this time, but she wasn’t sure her fear would even let her make noise. Humans just let themselves get possessed by the Ancients and Craig spoke about it with the same ease as he selects his morning caffeine.

He kept going, flipping through other photos. The shadows and blurs changed color and opaqueness, as did the human who’s eyes glowed various colors. Some photos were clearer than others, and some were distorted in unnatural ways. Craig mentioned names Tolcia would never look up and was afraid to remember, naming Ancients they interfered with and somehow survived.

“Anyway, after a few days most of the people left on the expedition were feeling a little murdery so Yog-Sothoth swallowed the ship and we all woke up a few days later being towed to quarantine off of the Dalsrr Medical Outpost. After some time in the sensory deprivation chambers, most of us were cleared to go back to our assignments. A couple of them had to stay back for specific treatments or studies, being possessed didn’t leave us unscathed ya know. But hey, Adam seemed more than happy with his new ability to see ghosts so I call it a win win.”

Tolcia stared in frozen horror at her friend. Craig recognized the look and paused to look down at himself.

“Oops, sorry, one second.” Craig ran his hands over his arms until the wisps of black faded away.

Tolcia inched away. “What was that?”

Craig shrugged. “So sometimes I get these like shadow clouds that will show you your worst nightmare. We’re not sure if it’s permanent or not and I have no idea what triggers them but they go away if I disconnect them from my skin.”

Tolcia stood up, turned, and walked away. Craig didn’t move. He knew she would probably take a few days off, but she’d come back. The whispered voices had assured him of this.

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The first guy answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”

The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”

The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?”

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”

The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “The suspect wears contact lenses.”

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

“Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”

“That’s easy…” the third guy replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.”

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, "not profitable." Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!

I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao

edit: nvm it's marked pending but still

wouldnt it be fun. wouldnt it be really cool. if the haiku bot

are you serious? Reddit's unprofitable, and you want haikus?

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There's no need to fight. It's just a way to spread word, using robot bait.

There’s no need to fight.

It’s just a way to spread word,

using robot bait.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i feel so bad whenever the alphabet completionist guy shows up on a post and the post is so close to getting all the letters. like if it were me i would throw in a "quiz" or a "xylophone" or a "veracity" just for that guy. who cares if the post doesn't make sense 100%ing the alphabet matters more.

violator of the spirit 🫵

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

If anyone's up to the task of 100%ing ASCII, first place is still open (then again, I haven't been going for very long lol)

" % '() , ./012 6 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

64/94 total (68%)

8/32 symbols (25%)

4/10 digits (40%)

26/26 capital letters (100%)

26/26 lowercase letters (100%)

hi ‌

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73/149186 total (0.0004893220543482632%)

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@the anon who asked when unicode completionist was gonna be a thing

i feel so bad whenever the alphabet completionist guy shows up on a post and the post is so close to getting all the letters. like if it were me i would throw in a "quiz" or a "xylophone" or a "veracity" just for that guy. who cares if the post doesn't make sense 100%ing the alphabet matters more.

violator of the spirit 🫵

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

If anyone's up to the task of 100%ing ASCII, first place is still open (then again, I haven't been going for very long lol)

" % '() , ./012 6 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

64/94 total (68%)

8/32 symbols (25%)

4/10 digits (40%)

26/26 capital letters (100%)

26/26 lowercase letters (100%)

hi ‌

‌"‌%‌'‌(‌)‌,‌.‌/‌0‌1‌2‌3‌4‌5‌6‌8‌9‌A‌B‌C‌D‌E‌F‌G‌H‌I‌J‌K‌L‌M‌N‌O‌P‌Q‌R‌S‌T‌U‌V‌W‌X‌Y‌Z‌a‌b‌c‌d‌e‌f‌g‌h‌i‌j‌k‌l‌m‌n‌o‌p‌q‌r‌s‌t‌u‌v‌w‌x‌y‌z‌🫵

73/149186 total (0.0004893220543482632%)

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@the anon who asked when unicode completionist was gonna be a thing

✨LIMITED EDITION✨The Pride Knights Playing Cards are now officially available for pre-order in our store until June 30, 2023!

prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

omg this is the most beautiful deck of playing cards I've ever seen! Just pre-ordered mine I'm SO EXCITED!!

i never expected them to be as affordable as they are, so i've ordered myself a set thank you!!

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IM SO PROUD OF YOU! THESE LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Just bought one! Honestly, this is the first time in a long time that I've just seen something and been like, “I MUST OWN THIS!” Beautiful work!

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Gorgeous 😍