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@jell0-kitty

Just a British film dork [21] that enjoys video games, long walks to the fridge and the overanalysing films. I want to teach film, and hopefully inspire passion for film in others, the way it was for me... Enjoy the blog!
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Setting your clocks ahead so that you’ll be on time for stuff is like admitting that you’re dumb enough to be tricked by yourself.

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

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verylilpimpin

The fucking caption is perfect

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uzlolzu-deactivated20181203

Process~

us witches get colds too

hello greenies! i’ve been getting sicker and sicker as the seasons change and so have my fellow witches. this is a loose recipe that i use for colds and i hope it can help. sorry if the measurements aren’t exact! 

for kettle:

  • 4 cups of water
  • 2 lemons
  • chopped ginger (an inch? maybe less depending on how strong you want it)
  • a small handful of peppermint (i have the hands of a child)
  • 2 sticks on cinnamon
  • honey (will put in at the end)

for cup

  • 1 cup of water
  • ¼ of an inch of ginger
  • a few of leaves of peppermint
  • half a stick ( if you have powder use like 1 tsp?) of cinnamon
  • honey (will put in at the end)

directions

  1. heat up water until it comes to a nice low boil/simmer. place ginger, peppermint, and cinnamon in. 
  2. after 4 minutes place thyme and lemon.
  3. ***for the lemon make sure you cut in half, squeeze out, and place the peels in the water (for kettles place 1 of the lemon shells in the water, for cup place a few slices). let sit for another 4 minutes. then when done put in cups!
  4. put in as much honey as you want! (i use about a tablespoon per cup) stir clockwise and chant:

“Frost in the body, cast out.

Mother Earth bring to me health and wellness.

Bring to me the warmth of spring.

Frost in the body, cast out.”  

visualize a green light flowing into the cup as you chant and as you drink that same light travels into you. 

enjoy!!!

sometimes the only witchcraft you can do is some breathing exercises for grounding,

or tracing a sigil on yourself,

or wearing something matching with colour magick

or drinking more water than you normally would

or cleansing yourself by brushing your hair

and thats ok

doing ‘less’ witchcraft does not make you less of a witch

no matter how little or how much you practice it, magick runs through you

you are a witch

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Solas: I’m really weak having awoken from a millennia long slumber, and I need someone to unlock my orb for me. Maybe I should give it to this deranged ancient Magister and hope he dies in the process of using it

Corypheus: *uses the orb, doesn’t die, creates the Breach and puts all of Thedas in danger*

Solas:

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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peepuddle-deactivated20230124

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!