Just Jefff

Christopher Robin (2018) dir. Marc Forster

rlly depressing that no one is here to smoke a joint and kiss my neck, I’m gonna file a complaint w corporate

if you’re reading this, you’re gonna have a fantastic October.

yeah ur cute but can u handle my overthinking?

Parents be like "you know you can talk to me about anything right?" and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things

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HAPPY OCTOBER EVERYBODY

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concept: something that lasts, someone who stays

going on testosterone is so exciting im so glad to finally go through my himboification

my special friend calls it his PP Juice and I started calling it PP Up from Pokemon and so now it’s the PP Up Juice.

Honestly the minute I saw the word himboification I knew this post was gonna be good and I was not dissapointed. This is so fucking wonderful and I love the sheer universal experience of exasperation, concern, and just so fucking done with your shit from your doctors and nurses.

on purpose!!! love people on purpose!!! find someone wonderful and love them and tell them it wasn’t an accident, you had a choice, you saw who they were and realized how lovely it would be to love them, and it is!!! i made a good decision! i love you on purpose!!!

I just wanna wake up with you on a sleepy sunday morning and make love for hours then cook pancakes and eggs together in our pyjamas while jamming in the kitchen to our favourite songs

You ever wanted to fuck someone super hard and rough but like... with love?

i wanna be wrapped up in blankets with someone that cares about me

Joy is stored in the wildly inaccurate Halloween skeleton

these are a: so horrendously wrong to the point where they clearly don’t know what a bone is and b: labeled as “realistic” animal skeletons that I am just. Utterly delighted

Spell: Conjure Bone-Bastard; summons d4 wildly inaccurate skeletal creatures

what is this lovecraftian nightmare

Guys it gets worse

And by worse I mean better

I’ve also found that the different textures of foods and drinks, or even just the extra motion can help with ADHD boredom. I use it especially for long drives.

Yes, that’s because you’re bored through understimulation, and are using the food for oral stimming!