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this perfectly preserved comment from 2014…. peasant and hipster-free indeed

i love when im scrolling and this app just randomly closes. ur right ive seen enough.

Nonessential items such as “”“food”“” “”“transportation”“” and “”“”“hygiene”“”“”

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

this

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

also not allowed are crucifixes and sunlight

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

I will have what she is having

She enunicated this SO PERFECTLY and completely in a single tweet. A whole informed essay in a single tweet. Your fave could never!

Same problem we have with cops. Police are more likely to have certain characteristics and personality flaws not because becoming a cop makes you that way, although that may amplify the effects, but rather, men with these problems gravitate to the position. That’s why so many bullies end up becoming cops

You pointing out the cops means I need to point out; Female bullies tend to go into nursing! A position that puts them in power, and gives them control over people. If you knew a girl in highschool who was just an awful human being but thought she was great? Chances are she went into nursing.

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)

Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

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truly can’t believe the entire internet used to be about playing little games. it was about having adobe flash and playing little games on nick.com

reading is like being in the shower. don’t wanna start and dont wanna stop