silly has gotta be one of the best words of all time
lucy liu deserves the lesbian cult following that cate blanchett has and you can’t change my mind
o to be a mossball in the worshin machine
This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE
why are moose so terrifyingly large
Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then
his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck
if you would like to try and stop the moose leaving for a few weeks to Fuck you are welcome to try, buddy
In Bed, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1893
get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)
Donald and Dog, me, 2019
Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?
ive never worked there. stop saying i work there
My problem is that I like collecting things and putting them on a little shelf
masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved
these are all creatures to me
they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
Whatever
thats not a bong thats a bing
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works for me!
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crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled
ALWAYS REBLOG THE EGGSEAL
in times of trouble, eggseal comes to me
speaking words of wisdom:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
egg
l’egg bruh brugaaaahhhh
Unmute for the love of eggggfh
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.











