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science fiction and fantasy!

@jeddaraofjasoom

stuff i love. most of which is speculative. perhaps some of my writing. :)

My brother asked me what Deep Space Nine is about, and none of the sane answers I could give (family? war? terrorism? hijinks?) were wrong. But how could I tell him it's about Benjamin Sisko (it's all about Benjamin Sisko) existing in the moment Jennifer dies just as he exists "now", whatever "now" means. It's about Benny Russell being real and imagined and the dreamer and the dream. It's about the Prophets existing outside of time it's about God's plan really being God's map, because if time isn't linear and everything happens at once then a Prophecy is just a History we can't yet see. It's about a parallel "mirror" universe based on a single interaction between a single human and a single Vulcan happening differently and sprouting a different history with different prophets and different prophecies. It's about Sisko being a human and a prophet and an emissary to a people he hadn't heard of until he joined the space navy. It's about a dead father phasing through reality to say hi to his son. It's about the son killing himself and turning back time so both he and his father will live. It's about Ben leaving his pregnant wife to go save the alpha quadrant, which he'd already done and had yet to do. And it's about him promising to come back, tomorrow, yesterday, a hundred years from now, and all are true and none are true because It's Not Linear.

I told him it's about baseball, mostly. I think that sums it up.

did you ever consider becoming a literary writer rather than a fantasy writer? w

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I don’t think I ever wanted to be anything more than a storyteller and a writer. Other people can decide where the books get shelved.

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@eurphrasie​  That felt rude.  Since when is fantasy not literature?!

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You know, It’s kind of fitting that It was Sir Terry Pratchett himself who answered this question in an interview, just going to paste this up real fast:

O: You’re quite a writer. You’ve a gift for language, you’re a deft hand at plotting, and your books seem to have an enormous amount of attention to detail put into them. You’re so good you could write anything. Why write fantasy?

Pratchett: I had a decent lunch, and I’m feeling quite amiable. That’s why you’re still alive. I think you’d have to explain to me why you’ve asked that question.

O: It’s a rather ghettoized genre.

P: This is true. I cannot speak for the US, where I merely sort of sell okay. But in the UK I think every book— I think I’ve done twenty in the series— since the fourth book, every one has been one the top ten national bestsellers, either as hardcover or paperback, and quite often as both. Twelve or thirteen have been number one. I’ve done six juveniles, all of those have nevertheless crossed over to the adult bestseller list. On one occasion I had the adult best seller, the paperback best-seller in a different title, and a third book on the juvenile bestseller list. Now tell me again that this is a ghettoized genre.

O: It’s certainly regarded as less than serious fiction.

P: (Sighs) Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfire— Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized it— Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus. Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldn’t have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrim’s Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply now— a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connections— That’s fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.

Now I don’t know what you’d consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I don’t think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliver’s Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what you’re saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! I’ve got a serious novel. But you don’t actually have to do that.

(Pauses) That was a bloody good answer, though I say it myself.

Have to say I agree with the man.

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It’s the casual death threat for me

Rude ass interviewer who also doesn’t know what they’re talking about: “I mean, you’re obviously a clever man, so why bother with this lowly fantasy drivel.”

Sir Terry Pratchett: “I’ll break you in half like a stick.”

this should be written somewhere in eighty-foot-tall letters of fire, or possibly in very tiny letters on a business-card-sized bit of paper one can hand to someone when they ask that question. Here’s your bit of paper, go away.

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That was Our Ter at his best. :)

I know a lot of people think of Cardassians as being reptilian, but I don't think there's anything specifically in canon saying that, so consider:

  • Scales
  • Prefers heat
  • Apparently mammals

My suggestion:

You are welcome for any mental picture you may now have of Garak curling up into a ball when threatened.

How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on…when in your heart you begin to understand…there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep…that have taken hold.

- twenty seconds earlier -

engineer: do you want me to beam you to the bottom of the stairs, captain?

jim: no, beam me to the middle of them. i want to make a dramatic entrance

ITS A SPIN OFF OF STARGATE SG1 WHICH WAS A TELEVISION REBOOT OF A 1994 MOVIE. YOU SEE AN EXPEDITION IS SENT ON A ONE WAY MISSION THROUGH THE STARGATE TO FIND THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY. THE MAIN CAST IS A SCIENTIST THAT SEXUALLY HARASSED A BELOVED SG1 CHARACTER, A DIPLOMAT WHO HAD TO BE RECAST BETWEEN SG1 SEASONS, A MAYBE NOT ACTUALLY BROODING BUT CLEARLY TRAUMATIZED CHOSEN ONE, A WOMAN WHO CAN KILL YOU WITH HER BARE HANDS, AND AN ANGEL BABY THEY WRITE OFF AFTER ONE SEASON. OH AND JASON MOMOA. THE MAIN VILLAINS ARE SPACE VAMPIRES THAT SUCK YOUR LIFE FORCE OUT WITH THEIR HANDS AND MILES O’BREIN. IT’S ABOUT FOUND FAMILY BUT ACTUALLY MOSTLY ABOUT COMMITTING WAR CRIMES

Okay finished The Mummy Returns. Thoughts are as follows:

  1. Not as good as the first one but it still SLAPPED
  2. It was a delightful change for the main couple in a sequel to be married and happy with a kid and still VERY in love with each other
  3. Evy and Rick's kid is SO them, with a little bit of Jonathan sprinkled in (not unlike how I picture Jacen Syndulla)
  4. Ardeth Bay 😍
  5. But seriously that man is so gorgeous he uses guns and a sword and has an accent and a hawk and stayed behind to help Rick find his son I love their dynamic and I love him

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

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he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead

You know what? This reminds me of this story from Tom Baker.

Doctor Who has been saving people and inspiring them for decades.

when i was 22 i was diagnosed with bipolar I disorder and i was DEEP in the depression cycle and had suicidal ideation but one day a doctor who quote came streaming back into my mind:

"You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive"

and it hit me hard cause all i could think was "i want the numbed feelings/heightened sadness bottomless pit feelings to stop, and i don't know how i'm gonna come out of this alive" but everyday after i remembered that quote i'd think "maybe i will survive this" and just that simple mantra every morning helped me push through the individual therapy, and the group therapy, and figuring out want medicines work best for me and i did survive.

and to this day the 9th doctor is still one of my absolute faves

And here I’m in my late 30s, watching Twelve sort through cue cards trying to figure out how to socialize nicely because he’s so full of anxiety and trauma but he’s trying so hard not to take that out on everyone around him. 

Like dude... if he sucks at it but is still trying? Yeah.