BabyBat and Grandpa

Red Hood: Outlaws Ep. 42

(W) Patrick R. Young and (A) Nico Bascuñán

“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you

(requested by anonymous)

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that

i told my girlfriend about this and she said "they do know those guys can do math, right?"

i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

the world really is a place

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

it's easy enough to hatch a basilisk but nobody talks about the identity crisis your basilisk is going to have when it grows up and realizes that despite being born from a chicken's egg and raised by a toad it's neither amphibian nor fowl but something else entirely

i'm actually so fucked up right now thinking about the tragedy of the basilisk. no matter how much it tries it will never fit in wherever it goes. it's condemned to a solitary existence by the circumstances of its birth. a shameful bastard offspring doomed to never belong. what the fuck.

The fact that deep space nine is a shopping mall and gas station is SO charming to me

Not to be extremely American but it’s one of those massive truck stops you find along the interstate that’s always open and has a place to do your laundry and shower and play video poker and buy audiobooks and 30 different kinds of jerky and a new seat cushion for your rig because it’s been bothering you for a while and there are other travelers shooting the shit around the coffee machines just to get some social time in before the road’s calling you back because you aren’t supposed to stay forever. You pick up a hand pie and a fidget spinner and maybe a new pair of sunglasses because god only knows where the your old ones are in the cab, consider buying a carton of cigarettes or that dang horrible nicotine gum and somehow when you roll back through 6 or 8 months later the folks at the inset all-night greasy spoon greet you and everybody else like you’re a regular just there the other day.

We live in a dystopia....

If the background actors don't come in for work because they exist virtually then the background costume and background hair and make up and their catering and transport and all the other departments that look after them get cut too. These things have knock on effects...

i am never talking to a cishet person again. did you know some of these people believe that watching porn is cheating

queers are out here having five dimensional sex and cishets are living in the stone age...... we have to enlighten them......

#I know a guy whose ex made him stop masturbating cause she said it counted as cheating

WE HAVE TO FUCKING HELP THEM WHAT DO YOU MEAN MASTURBATING IS CHEATING . CHEATING WITH WHO.

Cashier: “Oh, you’re paying with cash? Old school.”

Me: “Can’t leave a paper trail. You know how it is.”

Cashier: “That’s right. Don’t let it get out that you’re buying soap. Can’t let The Man know you bathe.”

Me: “Yeah man. Think what that would do to my street cred. I’ll trust you’ll keep my little secret.”

Cashier: “Wouldn’t dare cross someone like you. You’re somebody. You’ve got connections.”

Me: “Yep. I’m like a public Wifi network. Anyone can use—hm.”

Cashier: “Hm.”

Me: “Anyway. It’s a gift.”

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

Watching people get absolutely seething over this post even to this day, is fantastic

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

I had always assumed this was some extremist Christian book for kids. Turns out this is actually by a gay comic artist named Howard Cruse who passed away in 2019. This is from a 1980 short story called “Billy Goes Out” which tells the story of a man named Billy who is trying to move on with life after his partner’s untimely passing. It highlights a lot of the struggles of the LGBT community at the time. This particular frame is him remembering how he blamed himself being gay when bad things happened to him as a child. 

I'm pretty sure

refrog if you agree

well you're not wrong