im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

Memes over

💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐💐💐💐💐 💐 💐 💐ucking kick me down a flight of stairs

robber: “who wanna die first?”

me:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I mean … how can you not reblog? 

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

My headphones are IN… WHYYYY are you TALKING TO ME

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

when younger people are more successful than me