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Yes, hello this is Jean's mother

@jeansmom / jeansmom.tumblr.com

Honey if you're reading this, go clean your room.

I JUST SPENT 11 DAYS IN JAPAN SEEING FIRE EMBLEM IF IN LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING STORE I WALKED IN I AM SO ANGRY ITS IN JAPANESE AND I CANT FUCKING READ IT AND EVEN IF I COULD ITS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH AN EUROPEAN 3DS I AM SO ANGRY THIS IS A LOAD OF BARNACLES

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YOU ARE IN JAPAN OMG THAT IS SO COOL NNNGH

BUT OMGi DON’T WANT TO BE IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW, I WILL CRY IF I SEE FE:IF LYING THERE IN THE STOREIT IS SO UNFAIRSO FUCKING UNFAIRI NEED THE GAMEI NEED ITNEEEEEED IT

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NAH I ALREADY CAME BACK BUT I WAS THERE AND EVERY TIME I SAW IT

IT WAS AGONY

everything else was rad as hell and i have decided i want to live there.

YYYYOOOOOOO!!! hey guys! im back from japan!! omg it was awesome i have so many pictures i wanna go back like tomorrow i loved it so much. might be posting some of the pics here, idk, but this is basically a post to say im back so yeah

im back

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btw is there anything i need to reply to?

HIATUS

well guys time to go on a vacation. im leaving p much right now hell yeah guess where im going? huh? i’ll tell you im going to japan! high five bitches and see you in 15 days!

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Day 4: Grab your oldest sketchbook that you can find and pick an old character to re-design. Bonus: pick the character by opening to a random page instead of hand-choosing.

ok sit down for a story. This is Mikaru. She was my first OC. I had a whole fucking manga (finished and all) about her and her friends and stuff. I went to find the notebook where I drew it and almost cried out of nostalgia. So yeah the one on the left is from when I was 14. I’m 18 now and the right is pretty much what I can do now. So yeah I still have a long way to go, but i just had a huge ass boost of motivation holy shit.

Okay, time to flex my history degree, Janet. I have some advice for this dinner party:

  1. If George Washington offers to bring any food or drink don’t accept it. There’s a pretty good chance he traded a slave to an even more brutal plantation for it, since this was pretty much his go-to punishment for “misbehavior”
  2. Good luck getting Adams to come to a party where Jefferson is in attendance.
  3. Good luck getting Jefferson to come to a party, full stop.
  4. I promise Franklin will quietly instigate conflicts between Adams and Jefferson when he’s bored, will ignore everything you say about America in order to ask you about the various electronics in your house, and the first time you leave him alone with the toilet he WILL lift the lid off the tank just to see how it works and immediately decide it would be hilarious to poop in that part of the toilet

#stop idolizing the founders stop treating them as angry gods

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*wipes one single tear* “I’m so fucking glad you’re not into peacocks, my boy… I’m so proud of you…”

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“They look cool with those feathers but thats it…. I don’t get it why dad likes them so much. Thank you mother, I will never get into peacocks!!! I promise!”

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“Ok, my child. However, if one day you decide to go for an animal just let me suggest an alligator.”

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“It was. Until I married your dad and his blood line is the opposite so you came out and, sadly for all of us, you’re more like him.”

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“I’M NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL, I DON’T EVEN LIKE PEACOCKS!”

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*wipes one single tear* “I’m so fucking glad you’re not into peacocks, my boy... I’m so proud of you...”

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"MOM! No! I'm not cutting my hair! Stop annoying me about it." ((Omg hello ouo))

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“Who said anything about your hair? All I want you to do is to clean your damn room and throw out all those weird porn magazines, please.”

{yooooo! hi~}

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“If they’re adopted there’s still some hope they’ll turn out to be attractive.”

“…. I’m not even offended anymore, mother.”

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“And you shouldn’t. People who get offended easily are weak, and I did not raise you to be weak.”

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"Mom, I heard what you've been saying about adopting everyone. But be careful about adopting Eren, you know what happened to his last mother."

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“As long as I don’t get a side ponytail I’ll be fine.”

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“You only say that because you’ve never been on a real date.”

“What? That’s not true! I-I’ve been on dates!”

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“Going to McDonalds with literally everyone you know and sitting next to Mikasa Ackerman doesn’t count as a date.”

“That’s not what I was talking about! Besides I never get to sit next to Mikasa…”

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“Wow, son. That’s so lame...”

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"MOM! No! I'm not cutting my hair! Stop annoying me about it." ((Omg hello ouo))

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“Who said anything about your hair? All I want you to do is to clean your damn room and throw out all those weird porn magazines, please.”

{yooooo! hi~}

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“Of course it is. I’d like to know if my grandchildren are going to be biological or adopted. I like knowing things before they happen.”

“I don’t know dammit! But what difference does it makes if they are biological or adopted?”

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“If they’re adopted there’s still some hope they’ll turn out to be attractive.”

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"Mom, I heard what you've been saying about adopting everyone. But be careful about adopting Eren, you know what happened to his last mother."

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“As long as I don’t get a side ponytail I’ll be fine.”

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“You only say that because you’ve never been on a real date.”

“What? That’s not true! I-I’ve been on dates!”

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“Going to McDonalds with literally everyone you know and sitting next to Mikasa Ackerman doesn’t count as a date.”