My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

Did I stutter

No

Mah men

Our ranks are getting stronger

okay this one wins, everyone go home

I know it’s been talked about before but I still don’t think it’s been emphasized how *fucked* today’s internet experience is for children. I didn’t know what the word “discourse” was when I was 8, or 10, or even 13. I was too busy playing the nigh-limitless amount of flash games out there on the internet and making sure my neopets were fed. Like I cannot stress enough that if I had free time on the computer, 9 times out of 10 I could go and play a jaunty little game someone had whipped up and put out there for no other reason than that creating games was awesome and easy to do. Or go to some page that existed just to collect memes; you see back then there were more than 4 sites, and you didn’t need accounts to visit them. I didn’t get targeted ads. I wasn’t exposed to any sort of political ideology. I spent a lot of time on the computer but no one site monopolized my time or tried to fucking manipulate me into using it more. The internet was for more than one thing back then, and honestly I don’t think enough people realize how much has been stolen from us.

This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

Do not bury this in the tags I am losing my mind

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

I hope bank of America never changes its name

did you hear bitcoin died of bofa

HOW ARE PEOPLE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong

man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies

leaked set photo from the last jedi

THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK AND LEAKING THIS TO US. 

day 1348 the birds still think I am one of them

#no you don’t understand#i went to skellig island years and years ago#long before it was ever in these movies#and the second i saw the island in the force awakens#i thought ‘what did they do to the puffins?’#because friends let me tell you#when i visited this island way back when#the entire fucking thing was covered tip to toe in puffins#nests of puffins in the rocks#puffins shitting from the sky#puffins swimming in the sea#it was a true island of the birds and not a damn person could hope to get a panorama without approximately 10000+ birds photobombing#how did disney edit out all the puffins#who was the puffin intern#important questions that need answers 

I’m stealing @humming-fly ‘s tags because I’m not original

Mean Girls (2004)

I hear they're putting down andrew lloyd webber after phantom on broadway closes. SAD. oh well there's other composers.

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my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time