space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17


space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17
boy oh boy could I use a hot steamy cup of Mental Stability™
me as hell
You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
you just woke up
take a nap
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
That part!!
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😩😩
they finally did it they made something even better than the box where a little cat paw reaches out and pulls the coin in
my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON
As I went through two terms worth of tweets, Instagrams, and Snapchats, I was struck by three qualities that never wavered: A sense of humor, respect for women, and love, in all its forms.
This is how a prominent political figure should represent themselves over social media. In this society, portraying yourself in social media is really important, and if you come off as funny but also respectful, that’s the best.
nun: amen
man: not all amen
i don't hate the gays but
macklemore fucking killed them before they could finish writing this