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Today, I fucked up... by changing my husband's desktop photo

This happened last night, not today, but still less than 24 hours ago.

So my husband LOVES birds, all kinds of birds. He thinks they are great. He is especially fond of ducks. Last night while he was in the kitchen prepping a snack, I thought it would be fun to change the desktop photo on his laptop (he had left it open on the couch). I found a cute duck picture, made it his desktop background, set the laptop back on the couch, and made my way innocently back to the kitchen table where I had also been having a snack.

My husband finishes his snack a little while later and heads back to the couch while I remain at the table. He pulls his computer towards him and goes, “OMG honey look! Ducks!” As he stands up holding his laptop and tries to come to me, he trips and falls over the glass end table we have, shattering it. If that wasn’t bad enough, he fell onto his macbook, smashing it completely open and crushing it. If that also wasn’t bad enough, he also broke his wrist because of how he fell on it since he was holding the laptop.

I feel like a terrible person, but my husband still loves ducks.

TL;DR: My husband got so overexcited over a picture of ducks I procured that he broke himself, a table, and his macbook.

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funnystories

Funny story involving my grandma & a whole lot of curses

So basically, I give my Skype out to everyone. That’s like my thing. I also have a lot of online friends - one of them particular lives in Wales. My grandma also lives in Wales. My grandma recently set up a Skype account, as she was telling me on the phone. I gave her my username, as said that I’d add her back.

Around the same time, I gave one of my Welsh online friends the username too. A few hours after giving my friend the username, I check my Skype & I have two requests. Both messages just have the default “Hi, I’d like to add you on Skype blah blah blah” and both of the usernames are Welsh words that I don’t recognise.

One of the account names has “34” at the end, which is my grandma’s birthday. Obviously, I think “yeah that’s my grandma” so I go to message that other account.

I send a message to the other account that is something along the lines of “lmaooooo sup biiiiiitch what the fuck u doing m8” Later on I get a call from one very confused grandma asking me if I gave her the wrong username, because she got a weird message.

(In the end I faked confusion and made another account with a similar username, but yeah that’s the story of how I called my grandma a bitch & asked her what the fuck she was doing. The end.)

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wyrmwizard

*scrolling through tumblr*

me: *picks up the phone* hello 911 id like to report some nasty ass shit

*sirens blaring*

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perinkling

finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. how can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? how can these hands… catch themselves…

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justbrosthings

Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me

And the sequel; Am I Overreacting Or Am I Supposed to be Angry