Parks and Rec + Being called out for one of my favorite tropes = This Gem of a Post 😂💕

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

Yeah sorry, it happens.

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

Yes

Bonus

I’m screaming

More

Not for nothing but-

How could I not resist a woman who can play soccer-?

... a woman who has a way with words (and sass)?

A WOMAN THAT CAN WIELD A SWORD??!

Literally no one can deny Keira Knightley’s gay influence upon thee.

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

well this would have been useful last night

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

I was just going to say to run that knife maniac over...

That’s it. The best version of the meme. We’ve done it lads

Oh look - the most relatable meme ever! Thanks @socks-lost :)

*rolls sleeves so they know I’m not straight*

Obviously also because I’m hard at work!

Also when I’m about to eat!

*rolls sleeves so they know I’m not straight*

Obviously also because I’m hard at work!

I’m not “in a bisexual phase” I just came out of my straight phase.

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

Well if this ain’t the most relatable post I’ve ever seen in my entire life...

“Bitch, I’m trying.”

This tweet deserves EVERY award🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Excuse you Alex is a 15

Don’t worry, Alex knows it.

You mean to tell me that Chloe Elizabeth Price gets an A- in Spanish AND YET-

FAKING IT Alignment (Fixed it!! @baetiestevens and @captainalwaysswagcollector were totally right. karma is chaotic af lol)

This show had so much potential-

Bi ppl: *exist*

My ace ass: 

Ace ppl: *exist*

My bi ass:

Pretty much sums up our friendship @socks-lost

How to be a writer on tumblr

my sexuality is keira knightley in pirates of the caribbean: at worlds end

oh. i was gAy