Grimy

Box Wine Papi ✨

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

god:are you ready for these blessings?

me:

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

why you bake me

I mean, come on! Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding in I, Tonya (2017)

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

Issa Rae at the 2017 Emmy Awards

when your parents are giving you lectures on life lessons you’ve already learned through traumatic experiences they don’t know about 

It’s 2017 if somebody ain’t texting back they flat out don’t wanna talk to you. Ppl be on their phones in church, at work , at the gym etc

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

Cheetah Girls and Lemonade Mouth really make better music than Taylor Swift if we are being honest..

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.