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let's get one thing straight, I'm not....

@jclpride

cali, tattoos, piercings, laid back, mature, one of a kind, independent, single, proud.
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I am not a “hot” girl. I will probably never turn you on, or take your breath away, or impress your friends with the way I look. But I can make you laugh and make you feel wanted, and sometimes I can be really fucking cute. I really wish that could be enough, just once.
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my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

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what love feels like to the signs

Aries: fireworks in your belly, slippery marbles in your mouth; hot, sweet honey dripping down your throat, a buzzing in your ears, sparks shooting from your fingertips 

Taurus: sinking into a warm bath, a long sigh, water dripping from your hair, the taste of vanilla and strawberries in your mouth, a song only you can hear playing nonstop

Gemini: a giggle just about to break free from your lips, the tingle of spicy food on your tongue, doing cartwheels on soft grass, soap bubbles erupting in your stomach and making you feel like you could float away

Cancer: a warm blanket being thrown over your shoulders, numb fingertips, hot tea sliding down your throat and warming you to your core, butterflies softly fluttering in your stomach 

Leo: soulful cello music, comforting hands on your shoulders, a relaxed jaw, the wind in your hair, silk sheets rubbing against your legs, a shot of espresso, the sound of a crackling fire

Virgo: staying up all night, sweaty palms and a dry mouth, a sign of relief, watching the wind blow in the trees, staring up at the moon in awe, the smell of soap and fresh laundry 

Libra: a single red rose, white candles flickering behind your eyelids, a cool breeze against flushed cheeks, walking a garden path, warm hands cupping your face, closing your eyes to sleep after a long day

Scorpio: a hot, humid day by the lake, a tingle in your stomach, breathing hard and fast after running as fast as you can, a throat sore from screaming, a dark room lit by a single candle, lovely words handwritten on white paper

Sagittarius: getting too close to a bonfire, the taste of syrup and sugar in your mouth, a ringing in your ears, a hot shower, the tickle of someone’s eyelashes against your cheek, the smell of sandalwood and cherry 

Capricorn: a cup of strong tea, steady hands and strong arms, the glide of a good pen across paper, flower petals falling in your hair, a hand brushed across your cheek

Aquarius: a deep belly laugh, reading until you fall asleep, feeling light enough to float away, a strong wind whipping your hair against your face, spring after a long winter, the smell after it rains

Pisces: the roar of the ocean in your ears, a trembling in your jaw, red, bitten lips; the lingering scent of roses, the burn of soda in the back of your throat, dancing under the moon, a curtain of fog wrapped around your brain, a cool cloth against your forehead

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The reasons why women take so long in the shower

1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving. 2. Conditioner needs time to soak in. 3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts. 4. Karaoke.

Number 4 mostly