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me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher

mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*

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Thanks to @skarchomp, @spitblaze and @dykeceratops for their contributions.

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pokemonpika77

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

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noribeansnormandy

gahdamnpunk

These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great

unaffiliatedpangolin

So what you’re saying is that someone in the free market has responded to high costs by developing a new product that is far less expensive, and can be applied by the injured person themselves not just a doctor or nurse.

This is neat AF

Its an advanced butterfly bandaid.

@keyhollow

clueingforbeggs

This isn’t ‘Neat’ this is horrifying. America is in shambles.

the-desolated-quill

‘Oh drat! I’ve been stabbed and I can’t afford to go to hospital. Good thing I’ve brought my emergency DIY stitches.’

America… your health care system is fucked up. You know that, right?

holy-anxiety-batman

Yes we know thank you

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

never gonna get over the cycle of

product invented -> problem with capitalist hellscape mildly circumvented -> americans celebrate because its incredibly good that this product exists -> non-americans telling us we’re dumbasses for? being happy theres a tiny little workaround for our shitty system? acting like we’re stupid for looking forward to a product that fixes an 800 dollar problem for a fraction of the cost?

extremely cool and sexy of you all to uhh *spins wheel* mock the citizens of a dystopian nightmare for *throws dart* being excited about the prospect of having one less thing to suffer for.

siphersaysstuff

ALSO, this is just, like, cool and useful beyond the whole “emergency care is expensive” angle? Just in fucking general? Being able to quickly apply this in case of a kitchen or workplace accident rather than waiting for emergency aid which will take time to arrive and transport you to care even IF we didn’t live in a capitalist hellscape is pretty great-sounding to me… and then there’s having these on-hand if you’re out hiking or camping or something where emergency aid is gonna take even longer to arrive.

So… yeah, I can think of something y’all can stitch.