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Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.
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What do you read, my lord? / Trends, trends, trends.

Madness in great Tumblrs must not unwatch’d go.

  • What the Fuck Has Planned Parenthood Done? (whatthefuckhasppdone): Lots of great stuff, for lots of great people. 
  • The Burger List (theburgerlist): All the burgers in Britain. 
  • Wetherspoon Carpets (wetherspoonscarpets​): From the makers of convention center carpets.
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Advanced Math Pickuplines

  • I’m proving the existence of love at nth sight by induction, and you’re my base case. 
  • Are you a ring theorist? Cause dat ass is a maximal ideal.
  • I could extend integrally and show you my going-down-property
  • “I believe you’ll find my Hardy-Littlewood quite maximal.”
  • Are you a compact set? Cause I’d love to get you under my finite covers
  • Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject into you.
  • I wish I were the first N terms of your convergent Taylor polynomial expansion so I could get close to you.
  • Our love is like the topology on A and B {{},{A,B},{A}}: it’s not discrete, and everything else is trivial (down to homeomorphism).
  • I wanna simplify the square root of -u squared so u and i can be together.
  • I feel that you and I can’t be described as the union of two disjoint open sets whose complement is empty.
  • “My Cox-Zucker algorithm implementation is quite optimal.”
  • I’ve got an orthogonal non-linear operator that’d I’d love to integrate over your entire surface.
  • I think our Collatz Conjecture holds: wherever we start, we should end up being one.
  • You make me NP-hard, but I have an algorithm for you to approach me.
  • My legs are separable if you’re doing the splitting.
  • Hey babe, are you an inverse function? Because you make my natural log rise exponentially.
  • I’d do you like the squeeze theorem - that way I could take you to the limit and hit it from both ends.
  • Are you an equivalence relation on Cauchy sequences? Because you complete me!
  • Let’s make a bijective function and get one-to-one and onto.
  • You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day! 

Now i only need to find a cute math nerd to use them on. Any volunteers?

Taken from: this subreddit