This is so relatable.

Lmao, Business, and Mind: Are you out of mind! Why do you carry those bricks! Now is bedtimel None of your business!

Video based on quantum physics. The colored balls are placed together alone by the resonance of the quartz crystals. Each color has a different resonance. In the same way we group the people that vibrate in the same frequency. This is how the universe works. Fact Check: A Galton board, also known as a bean machine, quincunx or Galton box, was developed by Sir Francis Galton in the 1800 to demonstrate the central limit theorem.

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

HALSAKAJKAKSK

Reblogging purely for that last one.

Just imagine how we tell our tale of landing in another system to aliens:

Alien: so why did humanity get out here so quickly? Surely theres more Important things needing to be done on earth?

Human: well you see davw an i made a drunken bet that i could never lick an alien. So i wanted to win the bet. Im so sorry about this…

Alien: HUMAN NO STOP

I’ve only seen this fabled post in screenshots

Oh god its here. Its in my feed. I am so honored. Oh this is a glorious day!

here’s the taki version of this meme

גרסת הטאקי היא הגרסה של אלוהים

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

I love her expression. So much. 

“Fuck you Mike Pence. I’m here. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.” 

So much big dick energy in her expression.

you all are so boring we had this like 3 years ago

Highest ranking ever openly gay man ( Richard Grenell ) sworn in with his partner by his side, the whole thing is that Pence is not homophobic and you all still ride on that electroshock fanfic someone wrote to scare of illiterates.

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces. 

this was too cool not to reblog

I don’t care if I have reblogged this already, this is awesome for those “How do I draw someone who looks” questions.

Why is it “South India” and just “India”? It should be South and North. 

Look at this fucking bullshit.

Look at it.

How brain-dead do you have to be to label America as more dangerous for women than most of the Muslim world or shit Western countries like Russia?

Clicking into it the US has N/A over most of the factors that contribute to danger. The only two things listed as dangerous were sexual and non sexual violence ranked at 3 and 6 respectively. That’s out of 6 areas.

BUT GOTTA PUSH THE AGENDA

USA WORSE THAN COUNTRIES WITH SHARIA AND INSANE DICTATORSHIPS U GUISE!

“South America is completely safe for women!”

Reuters bby what are you doing, you’re supposed to be one of the honest ones

Why is CNN suggesting this is even possible? Anon nails it:

We been know

GRÖNKULLA FYRKANTIG RIKTIG ÖGLA

Animal snaps

This is what Game of Thrones looks like before and after CGI special effects. Technology is amazing. 

Ideological gap in average amount of children

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