me: damn my stummy hort
deep rock galactic dwarf voice that haunts my mind: you half wit leafblower shouldve known to eat lunch. not to worry. ive a fine solution for you: fuck up a sleeve of graham crackers this instant right now.
me, tears in my eyes from the very dry but delicious flavor: thank you short king
More wokeness from the “wizard” council. Casting the testicular torsion spell on you. Have fun getting your testes torted. Bitchmage.
She rock on my stone till I bulk detonate
I just promoted driller
CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE!
The only thing I miss from Reddit is good comment sections. If there was something I wanted more thoughts on, there was a good chance the top comment would be at least something important or funny.
Here on tumblr, it’s a coin toss on it being either empty or filled with discourse worthy of the depths of Twitter.
Don’t open the Tumblr comment sections, worst mistake of my life
The love for nature leaving my body after spotting one (1) mosquito
waffle steeve. steeve with the waffle , steeve with the waffle on him ,, waffle steeve , the steeve with the waffle, waffle stee
i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening
update, John if you’re seeing this i love you you’re my favorite mutual
I’m literally a trans guy??? who’s gay??? I’m a man who likes other men??
Edit: that person is a terf, just so you all know John says trans rights🫶
