@jazzistic

she/her | brazillian

I sincerely apologize for spam liking and reblogging your page dear sir I really do, but you must understand I do this to approximately 5 lucky winners a day when I crawl out of my little cave and it really cannot be helped

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guy who derives most of his self esteem from the fact that bees have never been upset with him

i know it is v. cliché and annoying to say 'you'd think this quote is from [text considered worthy of serious critical evaluation] but it's actually from [some 'unworthy' site of cultural production] and that also when people say this it is often about a quote that isn't even that good. but i am genuinely surprised whenever i look up "Loving something unconditionally doesn't mean you love it more, it just means you love it sadder" because i can't remember where it's from and remember that it's something jenny nicholson said about star wars fans

i can only imagine what would happen if Will was fixing something and needed Hannibal to hand him tools.

Will: socket wrench

Hannibal: [wordlessly hands him something after a solid 20 second pause]

Will: ...hannibal this is a screwdriver.

Will:

Will: are you crying

If you ever feel sad/need motivation remember that vash managed to love and peace in stampede (aka the worst conditions ever)

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Way to go babygirl

digging out my eah content part 3: the monster/fairytale culture shock we deserved

ID: a set of sketchy digital comics of c.a. cupid using monster high slang in ever after. set one features cupid popping up behind cerise hood.
cupid: hey, beastie! cerise: what. cupid: what? cupid and cerise hold an awkward silence. cerise, snapping her fingers: ohhhh, is that slang? cerise: ahaha okay don’t mind me (louder:) haha cedar wait up
set two features ashlynn ella showing an excited cupid her sketchbook.
ashlynn: what do you think of my new designs? cupid: oh, total freak chic, ashlynn! ashlynn: ashlynn, tearing up: you could have just said you didn’t like them…
the final image is blondie lockes thoughtfully tapping away at her mirrorpad as cupid, off-screen, exclaims “fangtastic!” “clawsome!” “furricious!”

Fun fact:

Corn dogs are not a thing in France (which may give the Fall Devil another reason to call Denji stupid, lol).

In the French translation, the translators even resorted to describing what a corn dog is (sugary sausage donut) and then had Denji call it a “French dog”, because if anything, the French are at least familiar with what a hot dog is.

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

God the entire idea of an "attention economy" is so fucking dystopian, but that's exactly what it is and it pains me