I sincerely apologize for spam liking and reblogging your page dear sir I really do, but you must understand I do this to approximately 5 lucky winners a day when I crawl out of my little cave and it really cannot be helped

i love that motorcycles exist. like i'm genuinely so glad that someone was like "what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole"

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

Got his ass together in three words

Me visiting the god damn monkey attack beach: "There better not be any god damn monkey attacks here"

Blooming New Love

Watercolor On Birch Panel

2022, 18"x 24"

Pink Lilacs

unironically I would salute this

oh nvm this is my new favorite

WE AUTISTIC WISCONSIN MOTHERFUCKERS GIVE ME YOUR WALLET

(via @flowerygraves)

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

As she was a writer, maybe she’d be able to tell me straight. Tell me that I did good until now – whether I made the wrong choices or not, whether I would get to see the desired conclusion when I reach the end of this story or not.

“Hey, why are you crying like that?!”

yoohankim I love them so much they make me feel so many feelings

Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source

Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

The everest chronicles

Writing fanfic as a non-US citizen like

actually as a non US citizen it is your duty to not give a shit about this and use it incorrectly on purpose

actually as a US citizen I don’t think most americans know the difference either

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

Forbidden dance-party beats for banished fire-nation teens.

ID in alt.

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

IM NOT A WOMAN I AM ANY/ALL GENDERQUEER

Art by Piyathip

they're not even his teeth