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I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

they do

I think I’ll miss you forever.

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family They seem like nice people