Source: yeahdisney
lmao
It’s even funnier when you know everyone surrounding them is secret service lol.
Even the people taking pictures are secret service
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Even the babies are secret service
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The chairs too
Going to bed 10 minutes earlier doesn’t seem like anything but sleeping in 10 minutes feels like everything.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
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This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
I don’t think I’ve ever confidently used a semicolon in my life.
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
I named him chicken nugget
Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright
So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around
update hes entirely yellow now
i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out
its happening
False alarm he moved a bit This guy
??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna
whats he doing
its happening part 2 For Real This Time
chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway
i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone
sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple days
hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉
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let me know how he’s doing soon
HES BUSTIN OUT
im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up
hope he doesnt party too hard
🐛 💤 💤
hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage
CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!
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Anonymous asked:
So your blog is mainly about cats and hating men? Sounds like a cliché, old cat lady in a novel. Lonely, sad life
this is me calling the police
parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*
me: *becomes irritated in response*
parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence
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Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
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Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset
