I AM SURE YOU HAVE ALL SEEN THIS ALREADY RIGHT?
The little newborn giraffe that doesn't have any spots. A one of a kind miracle baby. You know what it's name is?
It doesn't have one yet. You have to vote between 4 choices on their Facebook page
So what name should win??
Does anyone want to see the most photogenic picture I've ever taken of my dog?
whenever I’m talking to people who are bad at eye contact we end up defaulting to standing side-by-side with our hands folded behind our backs as though we’re Shakespearean actors cheating out towards downstage
I shared this anecdote with a patron the other day and she responded with a wagging finger and “I caught you! I caught you! I caught you—you did theatre! Only someone who’s done theatre would know to say that!” like I was a suspect in a murder mystery
One fun fact about me is that there is a pit in the forest. It is a part of me. I do not know where my reflection ends and I begin and I am so entwined with its murky waters I have begun to wonder if I am human at all, or if I am some creation of mud and wood given life against its will. When I die look for me in the pit. I will be in there, watching you.
Visited the pit again today. The waters gone. There’s a dead bird at the bottom of it. I don’t know what this means.
I keep accidentally ending up at the pit. Like I’ll tell myself I’m not going to go to the pit and then I go to the pit. Or I get lost on the trail and end up at the pit. I’m having fucking dreams about the pit. What is with me and this pit.
Without the pressures of either heaven or hell we’ve seen that actually crowley is the more natural angel of the two i mean he takes extra care making sure the bookshop hostages get out safely meanwhile aziraphale is like oh lonely female hitchhiker in the middle of a road at nighttime sorry stepping on the gas and sending good vibes
tumblr staff adjusting a dial to fine-tune exactly how much they're imitating twitter while occasionally looking back at their userbase for approval except the userbase is just booing the entire time "we hate twitter" "why do you even have that dial"
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
Aziraphale’s raised eyebrow when shax says “you don’t seem his type at all” tells me aziraphale KNOWS he’s crowley’s type he has suspected it for a very long time he’s just afraid to take that final step
the way aziraphale’s brain works is its just layers of degrees of denial he can peel back at whim to suit whatever situation he’s in at any given moment which is why the thoughts “crowley cant possibly love me like that” and “crowley is so obsessed with me that i know i’m not only his type but the only type hes ever had” can possibly coexist in one mind
have such an annoying itch on the top of my foot that just will not fuck off
Crowley could have easily rented another flat but like the dramatic bitch he is he lives in his car with his little plants waiting for aziraphale to ask him to move in. Meanwhile aziraphale is living on another planet mentally where he is too busy creating Situations in which he gets to casually touch crowley. 6,000 years 1 brain cell bouncing around between these two
crowley, draping himself over the bentley: "my car is so SMALL and my plants need SPACE and LIGHT"
aziraphale, who still has not asked why the plants are in the backseat: "yes yes but do you have a free evening to roleplay a jane austen book for absolutely not gay reasons?"
So the right-wing press is currently in meltdown about Queen being cancelled, they're cancelling Queen you guys. Those woke Millennials and Gen Z made them remove "Fat Bottomed Girls" from their Greatest Hits album.
So is this true? Erm, no. What blog do you think this is.
There's a bit of deception in the headline here, which is of course all most people read. "Fat Bottomed Girls cut from Queen's greatest hits to appease younger audience". But if you go on Spotify right now, you'll find several versions of it, still uncancelled and listenable. So what gives?
Well, by "to appease younger audience" they don't mean Millennials or Gen Z. They mean much younger. See, the song was only removed...on a platform for literal children.
Specifically, children 3-12. We're not talking about Millennials (whose youngest members are in their twenties, by the way) being sensitive here, we're talking about eight year olds. Now, whether "Fat Bottomed Girls" is inappropriate for children or not is a discussion you can have, but it's a discussion no one is having, because they're reading a misleading headline designed as right-wing outrage bait, and talking about it as if the song has been banned for everyone, and not been left off one niche music service for grade schoolers. What a sweet life these people lead, you don't have to read anything when you can just get mad over a headline and decide it's the result of whichever group you hate the most
Anyway you can still listen to any Queen song you like, provided you aren't getting your music from one specific website for children
One character note I love is how aziraphale tries to do things the human way like buys his clothes and tries to learn French and insists on taking a driving test and goes to magic classes. Baby girl you’re gonna hate it in heaven
Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3
THE BREAKUP ROBE
miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…
Rio: …Tall
Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.
Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”
Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.”
having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins
