Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son
Help how do I tell a guy that he’s literally so boring and I don’t wanna keep talking to him without ghosting him or being mean
He’s v needy - if I leave him on read or stop responding bc I’m busy he literally goes “oh so you’re done talking to me” 🤮🤮🤮 but he’s also a nice person so I don’t wanna be mean but I also don’t know how to be firm
(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
Customer: NO HATING DMV: NO HATING Verdict: DENIED
dyatlovpassingprivilege
HATER SWEEP
this fuckin movie
blood-on-black-roses
jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story
kitsnicketts
Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has
the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..
