100% Dun

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

ho ho ho where did my motivation go

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

people say that our generation is entitled, but have you ever tried to tell an old lady that her coupon doesn’t apply???

Panic! at the Disco’s cover of The Weeknd’s Starboy [BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge on November 21, 2016]

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Omg

FUCK 

Women aren’t allowed to have knees

betty spaghetti lookin ass

I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.

captioned-vines [Evil German accent] “So you think that you can dance. That’s wonderful. [threateningly] Destroy him.” [laughs]

the bloopers are the best thing!

He’s adorable

the last one is my fav

Me at my own funeral: tag yourselves I’m the lifeless corpse

someone that made me mad:…I hope you’re not still thinking about it me: nah I’m not me: 

me after taking 4 flintstones gummies

Men are fucking disgusting, part 2485726364784483762367472636474

What the ACTUAL fuck?

do…men understand that you cant just….buy birth control…in the store………….like condoms?????? you…cant really shop around…for birth control?????

Also you don’t like??? Take MORE??? Because you’re having a ton of sex??? Like you always take the same amount wtf

men are so fucking oblivious we need better sex ed

“Don’t know how to shop” I’m physically repelled omg

“a party favor” someone kick this man in the head

Omg

me tagging my post: #terrible post #i’m sorry hahaha #i’m a nerd loser me editing the tags after my post gets more than 5 notes: #mine #my post #creative #original work

WHY IS THIS SO HOT