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Teach Me

Aziraphale x Demon Male Reader

Warnings: Smut, blowjobs, handjobs

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I was inside Aziraphale’s library, scanning through the massive amount of books that the angel owned. I always loved reading his books, but I never dared to take them out of the building anymore. There was one time that I did that, and it ended awfully. Let’s just say that there were some subtle threats laced in with the demand ask for its return.

No matter how he acted, the angel was a close friend of mine and had been for a very long time. Lately, though, he had been acting very strange. Just a bit more jumpy and daydreamy than he normally was. I never bothered to ask him about it because frankly, it wasn’t my business, even though I was a nosy bastard.

Anonymous asked:

hello, i have a slightly weird request that you do not have to do if you don’t want to- https://www.tumblr.com/ayhotte/720066029597933568

i found this picture (the first one specifically). and i have this weird thing where i like the thought of being really small compared to someone-

so then imagine m!reader being a spider-person from a universe where everyone is like, the size of a hand- or just small in general. and then hobie and m/n being friends, something ensues and it leads to hobie kind of playing with him? y’know? like his thumb, it’ll literally cover his entire private area, and his tongue could fit pretty precisely in between his legs-

please don’t do this if it makes you uncomfortable, we all have different feelings and opinions on things. thank you :>

Jjjjjjjhjjhajjaj!!!! Oh my god, I loved this too much. Anyways, I thought that it would be a bit funnier if reader was usually taller than Hobie, thus Hobie being so keen to tease reader on his newfound "shortness" to get back at him for being a dick to Hobie about being short. Soooo like ENEMIES TO LOVERS and I’m gonna try and make this a 2 part thingggg

NSFW Spider Punk x Shrunken! Male Reader - Punk, I Done Been Shrunk
More Than You Can Chew - part 2 COMING SOON

Asks and Suggestions are open and encouraged!

Warnings: I’m nobodies poet ignore the title, reader is now 6 inches tall, dubcon, size difference, size kink, Hobie is a focking wanker, mutual masturbation…

It was normal to get hurt while fighting villains, cuts, scraps, a few broken bones, but this was far out of the ordinary. You had gotten rid with some sort of poison dart, but instead of passing out or dying, you shrunk. You shrunk from 6’5” to a mere 6 inches, and there would be hell to pay.

Scent

Miguel O’Hara X f!reader

Summary: It was an intoxicating scent. And he knew it was yours. (In which Miguel goes feral when you ovulate)

Word count: 4k+

Warnings: Language. Obvs. S m u t. Obvs. Oral, f receiving. P in V (no protection), cum eating. Cheesy probs. Reader says Miguel’s name a lot lmfao not beta read.

Minors DNI.

Honestly, I don’t know how any of this stuff works. This is some bullshit and none of it makes sense. Enjoy.

trans people who are anti t4t make me so sad. because beyond just not knowing what being t4t means, the fact that they believe that t4t is just being a chaser is indicative of a deeper issue, being that cis people have ingrained the idea that we are unfuckable and unloveable, disgusting by nature, and that anybody who would voice attraction to us, a step further, ONLY CHOOSE TO DATE TRANS PEOPLE, would be a pervert with a disgusting fetish who wont see them as equal.

thats not what t4t is.

t4t is the rejection of the idea that we are inherently disgusting, just because we are in the eyes of a cisnormative society.

t4t is the understanding that we are safer and stronger together as a community than apart.

t4t is seeing your trans boyfriend try on clothes from your old boy wardrobe that you hated growing up but now your least favorite shirt is your favorite because its the perfect shade of red that brings out his eyes.

t4t is teaching your trans girlfriend that has been scared to do her own makeup how youve learned from other trans women, who learned from other trans women, who learned from other trans women.

t4t is doing your testosterone shots together and kissing each others sticks after you put the bandaid on.

t4t is holding the door for your trans girlfriend and showing her the chivalry she didn't get from her dad growing up, but its ok because you can show her now.

t4t is being on the phone with your partner who just came out as trans/nonbinary after seeing you, YOU, live your truth, and them asking you to help them find a new name, the perfect name for them, and you hope theyll carry that part of you forever.

you are trans and that is beautiful. your transness is beautiful. trans love is beautiful. dont let ANYBODY make you feel unworthy of sex or love. THATS what being t4t means.

Cold Love/Hot Blood

Miguel O’Hara x female reader

Summary: “Between teeth on a broken jaw/following a bloodtrail, frothing at the maw”

Miguel is struck with something that he’s never experienced before

Tags/warnings: smut (18+), oneshot, dubcon by way of pheromones, fingering, overstimulation, squirting, rough sex, unprotected sex, breeding kink, size kink, feral Miguel, biting, marking, blood drinking, paralytic venom

Wordcount: 3k

Ao3 link here

NSFW Spiderman 2099 x Male Reader - People Pleaser

Asks and Suggestions are open and encouraged!

Warnings: Dubcon, slight breeding kink, envenomation, implied kidnapping???, office sex.

You tried your best to get along with everyone in the Spider Society, Miguel O’Hara included, but he was a tough nut to crack. His sarcastic quips and deadpanned eyes always bore into your soul harder than his talons ever could, so eventually you started to avoid him. Unfortunately, Miguel noticed, and he was not happy about it.

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Forged Intimacy
Al Haitham disguises himself as a floral ring dancer and uses his dendro vision in a way that wasn't quite intended
Bottom!FTM!Yandere Al Haitham x Top!Masc Reader

↳ [Event Request] | No AFAB Language Used

CW: Non-Con, Somnophilia, Aphrodisiacs, Belly Bulge, Breeding,

↳ W.C: 698

Your friends booked you a private session with a floral ring dancer as a funny gift since you're going to be alone on Valentine's Day. They were unusually persistent about you accepting it and you only agreed because you liked the guy in the picture they showed you.

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"I just wanna eat him up."

Siyun Baek x M! Reader

  • SYS: You were staying over at Baek siyuns house, — Due to some unfortunate circumstances. your shirt JUST had to get wet. And it just had to rain. Whats up with these coincidences?
  • Well..Your both men right? Theres no need to worry. A little nap would be fine...

TAGS: NSFW. Blowjob, handjob, Deepthroath, dirty talk, Slight-ish taboo. CNC, Cum play, Cock Play. (He sucks ur cock when ur slesping 🔥 summary)

Warning: CNC. Harsh/explicit language as said, He does naughty stuff to your balls when ur over there pretending to be snoring (LMAOO) if your uncomfortable with that, you can leave. again MALE READER. no one is strictly top here so.....

MINORS UNDER 14 DNI. MINORS UNDER 16 DO NOT REQUEST. DNI :(fujoshis, Fudans alligned.)

Setting: His bed

A.N: Hey guys~ ive been gone for so long.... sordy~ busy with shs
By the way, you can request anything! Ive been catching up to the trendy manhwas these days, and trust me. Im not that picky when it comes to fantasies lolll . My friend just reccomended me this manhwa, and i told her im not really interested in romance. Pfft, the look on her face if she ever sees my account would be astronomical...

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Rainy Day Woman - Arthur x Reader (NSFW)

Summary: Stuck in his tent because of the rain, John is forced to listen to you and Arthur make love, making him painfully aware of how lonely he is.

Words: 966

Warnings: nothing out of the ordinary, just plain ol’ smut.

A/N: Request: ““Bite me,” “Where?” + “You’re nipples are so sensitive today,” with arthur morgan and on a rainy day at the camp.” I wanted to write something different for the request, so I decided to write an Arthur x Reader smut from John’s POV.

Tricksters

Summary: On a hot day, you decide to take a dip at a local secluded lake. When Arthur comes to join you, the two of you begin to have an interesting conversation before an untimely interruption.

Warnings: Swearing. nudity, and smut. Ya know, the norm.

Word Count: 7411

A/N: This is the first place prize from my 2k followers giveway! As requested by @lindleyjo​, she wanted a creative way of how reader interacts with a younger Arthur.

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Heat.

A sweltering, heavy blanket of humidity settled upon the land after a powerful thunderstorm raged through the previous night. Everyone within camp had slept uncomfortably, tossing and turning in a desperate attempt to shake the crushing atmosphere. If you weren’t out in the open, you yourself would have stripped naked just to have a few hours of peaceful slumber.

With the morning sun peeking over the horizon, the camp’s sleepy members arose and began with the morning chores and duties. After getting dressed you wandered out into the open, observing your surroundings. Some of the women were already working on chores, scrubbing shirts or washing dishes from the night before with Susan Grimshaw at the helm. You paused once you saw her, knowing full well she’d put you to work the moment she realized you had nothing better to do.

Claimed

Summary: You and Arthur are tasked with a job together. You play your part, but Arthur isn’t too pleased.

Warnings: Smut, D/s undertones, and of course the added swearing

Word Count: 7,264

A/N: Been working on and off for the past month on this. I haven’t touched a LH!Arthur in a while so I took him out for a spin!

“Are you listening?”

The shrill voice of Susan Grimshaw pierced through your wandering thoughts, ripping you from the cozy daydream you’d accidentally slipped into. Grimshaw had approached you since it seemed as you had nothing to do this morning. Eyes slowly averted from the gang’s matriarch, your attention was settled over her shoulder, to the other side of camp, focused on a group of men conversing with one another.

Specifically, the tall, broad frame of Arthur Morgan graced your field of view. He was speaking with Dutch and Hosea, all huddled in front of Dutch’s large tent. He stood with one hip cocked out to the side, his large hands gripping his belt. It was a habit of his he often fell into around camp, and you couldn’t help but to steal an extra glance. Something about that stance, the power it exuded in such subtlety…

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▬  a warm place for numb fingers (18+)
summary: after a conversation with a friend, tension arises between the reader and arthur. action is ultimately forced into her hands... or fingers, more like.
pairings: high honor!arthur morgan x female!reader
warnings: mature content (18+)// explicit descriptions of fingering, cunnilingus, and some good ol' fucking
word count: 5.7k (estimated 23-minute reading time)
a/n: this goes out to all the cold and horny girls out there. i see you and i salute you. enjoy the fic
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The chill was an inescapable thing and it followed her closely wherever she went. It burned her face red whenever she emerged from the mining town cabins. When she’d been forced to ride against it in fierce storms, it possessed her hair to lash violently across her cheeks in a blinding fury. And once those storms passed, it continued to insatiably lap at any skin left exposed to its gnawing teeth. Numbness in her fingertips became commonplace, leaving her defenseless as her trigger finger trembled beneath thin leather gloves. Like a starved coyote, the chill searched for any scrap of flesh it could find and devoured it to the bone. It wasn’t forgiving, as nature often isn’t.

She draws her coat closer to her body now, but the little winds continue to hungrily nip at her cheeks and dust them pink. What once ravaged her has become meek since they’ve descended the peaks of the Grizzlies. But it’s still there, and will continue to be until spring thaws the world. 

Imagining a plant person convincing you to fuck them as a reward to you after you 'save' them.

You tentatively agree, thinking of the lewd smell your plants back in the garden at home give off to you, and how warm it makes you feel. So you nod, wondering if you'll get to experience it more...

But as soon as you agree, a vine shoots from their back and a small plant bud appears to be at the end of it. What looks like a flower a little bigger than a surgical mask blooms and overtakes the lower half of your face, completely cutting you off from the air.

It begins putting out its own, sweet, sticky fumes, much like the flowers back at home. Except these are the only thing you can breathe in.

You try to dig at the base of the flower with your hands, the green plant flesh going into your fingernails, and the plant person assaulting you, initially looking euphoric, winces a bit.

But soon enough, they are smiling widely again, a deep, dark purplish hue filling their cheeks, a blush across their green skin.

More vines appear and bind you.

You feel your legs go weak the more you inhale, your arms lose all muscle strength, and your now dripping crotch grows warm and needy.

It's so hard to think now. The mix of oxygen and some sort of aphrodisiac fills your lungs and keeps you alive, but dazed and completely out of it, while it makes you desperate for anything to relieve the twitching of your crotch The drool now coming out of your mouth, but the flower quickly sucks right back up, causing the heat to build inside you.

The plant person, with thorns and flowers littered across their hair, looks so euphoric. "I've finally caught you. After all these times of seeing you scurry through these woods alone, I've finally caught you."

They aren't breathing. They don't need to, but it's an eery thing to see in the moment. Or it would be if you could think. But all you can do is look down at their crotch and beg with your eyes. Tears welling up. Your weak hips bucking at the sight of their genitals and needing them against yours.

They walk over and rub your face with their hand now, and kiss your forehead, and the sensation makes you shiver and cum before you are even actually touched, as there's just so much aphrodisiac in you that you just can't resist any drop of affection.

"So cute..."

They sound a bit dazed as they watch you, so adorable and sweet in their eyes, as you stare all dazed out and high back.

Coherent thoughts can't reach your head anymore, and the flower slowly retreats from your face. You find it a bit sad in the moment, like a good friend has left you, but their lips replace the sensation against yours, and relief fills you as their saliva mixes with your own.

Satiated yet again, their hands explore your body as their vines help to undress you. Each caress feels like electricity against your skin, forcing you to shake and shudder, leaving you leaking and sticky when your bottoms finally peel off. But they help you, pulling their mouth away from yours and shoving a vine in it for you to suck as they cling to your hips and get to work, milking you of all the fluids you've produced, just for them.

Once you've cum- one or fifty times, you can't super remember short of the shaking overwhelming feeling overtaking you, making everything feel perfect- their mouth releases you again, and they caress your cheek now.

"You are mine now. My pet. For forever. Nobody else's. You hear me?"

And in your daze, you mindlessly not realizing what you've agreed to. And they smile. Wide. And your fate is sealed. As they keep pleasuring you while carrying you so deep into the forest that you'll never find your way out.

Anonymous asked:

can you do a male siren with a reader who loves the ocean and spends as much time as she’s able to there? maybe she’s at the beach for a week long vacation and manages to catch his eye and then she mentions in passing that she’s sad to leave the beach and go back to work and it makes him upset so he just takes her?

oh, and if it’s not too much, could you make the siren a softer, more worshippy/delusional yandere?

Thank you for requesting! Enjoy! ^-^

Warning: Yandere, Sexual Content, Mermaids/Siren, Mentioning of sharp teeth/claws

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Your time with him was magical.

Not a surprise, considering he was a creature straight out of a fairy tale, and you were the human he chose to spend his time with, making it a fantasy romance. Everything felt unreal when you were with him, but you preferred to call it magical.

In the deep violet of his eyes swirled waves of adoration, unfiltered and untainted by doubts or worries. Time was of no concern to him, and he spent his days as he pleased with no responsibilities nagging or occupying him. There was no societal norm he had to conform to, nothing but his own self-preservation to care for. If he was hungry, he hunted. If he wanted to lounge in the sun, he'd find a nice ledge. And if he wanted to play, he found an activity he enjoyed.

He was different. And as much as you wished you were too, you'd never be like him.

Frankly, because you couldn't live most of your life underwater. Next to him, you felt like you could barely swim even though you spent all your childhood by the ocean. It's why the sight of such a strange creature only mildly concerned you, intriguing you even more. Coming home after living in the city for way too long, you felt like this encounter might have been destiny. As if to remind you where you truly belonged—by the ocean.

But your responsibilities were already clawing at your back, whispering in your ear that tomorrow, you'd be gone and forget about this strange but positive encounter. Tomorrow, you'd return to the dull life of your 9-5, yearning for the ocean you couldn't afford to live closer to. Reaching out your hand, you intended to push some strands of hair that had fallen into your unusual friend's face behind his pointed ears, but he caught it before you could smooth the strands back, nuzzling his face into your palm. It wouldn't fit even if he tried to put all of him in this little palm of yours, offering himself on a silver plate (or, well, your hand). He'd been a creature of no words, but the grandness of gestures came to him easily.

He had no reservations about rubbing his face against you, purring as he pushed it into the crook of your neck, listening to your heartbeat before putting his head in your lap when you let your feet dangle over the edge of the stone you sat on. When you two went out for a dive before, he'd swim up beneath you, lifting you back to the surface and letting you rest on his chest as you two floated through the water, his arms embracing you so you wouldn't slip off. And the night you spent camping out... it had been unforgettable. You couldn't forget the fervent kisses pecked all over your body, burned forever in your mind. The way he held you as he made love to you like no one ever would. His hands enveloped you, explored, and his tongue followed, making you feel as if his desire for you swallowed you whole, pushing you to unknown heights before he pulled you into the cool waters with him, his body warmed for once by yours as he held you, floated with you until you fell asleep in the warm summer night.

It was like the ocean itself loved you, and you trusted him.

A bit too much, even.

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

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Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

We can do this folks we can even steal some of france

the bretons would probably be down tbh

Solid chance that all of France will vote in favour if you promise us it’ll piss off England.

Honey Don't Feed It, It Will Come Back

Pairing: Reader x Venom

Word Count: 2.9k

Warnings: alright got lots to cover; dubcon/coercion, oral (f receiving), multiple orgasms, tentacle fucking, DP, anal, praise, a little size kink here and there, pet names, unprotected monster sex, creampie, overstimulation, forced orgasm - I think I got everything also a brief moment of harassment at the beginning and like standard venom level violence oh and there's mention of food habits so ya know

Genre: Smut... just smut and it's like... almost a dark fic

Summary: Venom takes an extreme liking to you because of your kindness after he saves your life || “Don’t let it in with no intention to keep it Jesus Christ // Don’t be kind to it // Honey don’t feed it, it will come back” ~ It Will Come Back by Hozier

bite.

★ what kind of girlfriend invites you to some bonfire in the middle of the forest only to leave you there? a shitty girlfriend, that's who. now, you're kind of buzzed and lost. thankfully, you spot a cabin. hopefully, the people there can help you out.

a/n: mom says it's my turn with the wolf pack!! here's another long thing but this time it's for the wolfie pack that ive been promising for a while now! hopefully it lives up to your guys expectations LOL i really love these yanderes and the werewolf lore i sprinkled in is my own brand of crazy
for those in disbelief, wondering how does this fit in my lil city. well, there's a forest at the outskirts of the city and i want there to be werewolves so there's werewolves!! got inspired by @not-a-bot-just-shy and their poly wolf pack so please check theirs out too!
while i was writing this, i decided that it got like really long so i decided to write a few more parts LOL im so sorry ive been slapping you guys with so many different chaptered stuff! but i hope itll be worth it!

part one (here)part two(chew.) extras (bite and chew.) extras (taste) part three(swallow.)part four (digest.)

pairing: poly werewolves x male reader word count: 3475 warning: bottom reader has male parts and pronouns, reader is implied to be attracted to both genders, reader may be under the influence of alcohol, reader may have a shitty girlfriend, yanderes may be under the influence of the moon? wild, polyamorous ending (all three with the reader)

You grumbled, pushing past branches and leaves as you stomped around the forest, angry at your girlfriend for basically ditching you. Well, not ditching you. But, she did invite you to this stupid bonfire only to force you to drink and then ignore you the entire night.

She was the kind of girlfriend who was super into the full moon, tarot cards and mystic readings so she thought it would be fun to run around half naked tonight, thinking maybe something witchy and magical would happen.

You thought it meant having a hot make out session in front of a sexy bonfire so, of course, when she begged you to come, you agreed.

You were unfortunately wrong.

. . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [ yandere teammates ] ˎˊ˗

part one of a yandere friend group, soccer teammates, who share a darling! this one also got long so there will be part 2 for that reason, but also im obsessed with these guys so 😊 anyway- headcanons continue below the cut, with some smut after that!

afab reader x 3 yandere teammates (oliver, skylar, and declan) 💕

tws: general yandere behavior, manipulation, y/n has female genitalia

nsft content (foreplay, oral (fem receiving,) fingering, being restrained, overstimulation, multiple orgasms).

minors dni 🎀 18+ only

💌 not only do the three of them play on the same college soccer team, but they have been best friends for as long as they could remember. they've always shared everything- and they're no strangers to sharing a partner, even before you came along.

💌 but once you do come along... well. sharing is caring, y/n, what else would you expect?

💌 oliver, the tall goofy friend, lays eyes on you first. for him, it's love at first sight. you're in the cafeteria on campus, minding your own business, but for oliver the world moves in slow motion. how has he never seen you around before? are you new? a transfer? god, he doesn't care- he just can't take his eyes off you.

💌 skylar, the pretty one with curly brown hair, takes notice second. at first he wonders why oliver is so distracted, but then oliver points you out to him. he whistles; not as enraptured as oliver, yet, but damn. he definitely sees what caught oliver's eye, and thinks they need to find a way to... get to know you better.

💌 he hits declan, the intimidating one with shaggy black hair, in the chest and gestures across the cafeteria to you. declan is the least interested at first, more interested in how enraptured oliver seems to be. because of that alone, he'll be the one who takes initiative in learning more about you- to make it easier for oliver or skylar to approach you, of course.