I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

*is stressed and sad* *makes a purchase* *is ok for 9 hours maybe*

lil survey: reblog if you are gay + love pasta 

yes bi ppl can reblog! ur all lovely and i love that u love pasta

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

This blog wants justice for black people.

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

I GOT LUKE HEMMINGS ROLLING HIS EYES WHAT THE HELL

I got Nicholas cage with some kind of rainbow flowery sparkly background the fuck

The brain is the worst radio station. It plays songs on repeat all the time and half the lyrics are wrong…

I’m forever questioning someone’s intentions.

Having someone fall asleep on you is one of the most intimate moments you can share.

A comic of me reading fanfiction

Omg haha. I am able to read really steamy stuff and love it. But wow, writing about kissing sent me to overdrive. How do otherwise writers even manage???

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

I hope u end up ok

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

pan nick at the disc co.

Get the fuck out

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?