she wears sneet snerts was clearly about cutting your arms off to become Rayman
this is literally the only funny comment on this entire post because it is so incomprehensible. thank you
sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints
katelyndanger
WD-40 is a terrible lubricant actually, especially for high friction parts like limb joints. WD stands for Water Displacement and is good for treating wet rust and expelling moisture, but terrible for minimizing friction.
What you’d really want is SAE10-30 or if she’s older, an oil with a higher viscosity like a SAE20-40.
I liked this post and not ten later Tumblr brings me this
I want you all to appreciate the funniest clip in all of star wars: the clone wars (2003)
twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right
you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights
👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams
everyone else is funnier than me I quit
I know Gundam is the War Crimes show but I feel like it's interesting that the protagonist of Gundam Witch has, up to this point, done zero war crimes to my knowledge? War crimes just kind of keep happening around her? But she's done zero of them. I mean she did kill one (1) guy but he was about to kill her girlfriend so I think that one's valid
Technically using anti-vehicle weaponry, such as a gundam, on a human could be a war crime.
But it was in defense of her fiancée, so she would probably be acquitted.
Zero war crimes (one acquitted)
every time I notice a bunch of new blogs following it seems to be an ill omen that twitter is on fire. it's like a black plume of smoke on the horizon. then I find out they did something stupid like preventing tweet-viewing without an account, followed by rate limiting everyone to 800 tweet views per day to try and stop the wave of scrape embedders that obviously creates
tumblr is run badly like a venture capital group is at the wheel, but twitter is run badly like an actual twelve year old is suggesting clever ideas to make money
is it a good idea to place passive usage limits on my habit-based social media that makes money off of ad views? trying to win an argument with my alt girl ex wife
i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER
Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
