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@jayiray

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studies show that 99% of ppl who achieve nirvana are actually one attachment away from having everything theyve ever wanted and winning saṃsāra

anyone else know in their heart that they would absolutely adore smoking cigarettes so they have to avoid them like the plague or just me

unfortunately smoking cigarettes does, in fact, looks sick as fuck. i'm not willing to risk lung cancer to look cool but the fact must be stated that smoking a cigarette looks dope as hell

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BTW, the funniest example of files being left on Wii discs is 100% Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Squeakquel, where they accidentally left THE WINDOWS EXE on the disc. You can play the game on PC.

To be clear: the game wasn't released for PC. This isn't just accidentally including one of the other ports: they included an in-house test build for a different platform on the wii release disc.

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this is completely real BTW. It's just an EXE on the disc that you can run and it plays the wii game but using the mouse instead of a wiimote.

It's not even an emulator (though I have Dolphin open here), it's the game engine recompiled for PC

Never posted this on Tumblr. This is my greatest contribution to the Gundam and Mecha communities. I'm bringing it back.

the submarine thing is 100% gonna end up in one of those "Meme Year In Review" tiktoks where some white dude with a piano sings about all the memes that happened that year on tiktok and it gets like 40 million views. the longer i typed this sentence the dizzier i got btw.

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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

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if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

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Memes about collectible card games tend to treat Magic: The Gathering and Yu-Gu-Oh! as basically interchangeable, but the truth is that each of them is fucked up in completely different ways. In brief:

Magic: The Gathering

  • Official rulebook that's about nine hundred pages long
  • Timing and priority framework with roughly a billion different steps and sub-phases that tries to account for every edge case and technicality like a video game developer trying to stop speedrunners from clipping out of bounds
  • Authoritative card text resides in a massive centralised database which receives constant updates and errata, such that what's officially printed on a card may bear no particular resemblance to what's physically printed on it
  • So densely keyworded that a single symbol in a card's text may expand to several paragraphs of rules

Yi-Gi-Oh! TCG

  • Judges' rulings in major tournaments create binding precedent which is not subsequently incorporated into the rules, creating situations where fully understanding what a card does may require a knowledge of its complete history of use in tournament play
  • Multiple mutually incompatible priority, timing and targeting frameworks, such that which framework is used may vary not only from card to card, but among different effects of the same card, determined by differences as small as the placement of one word
  • Legacy cards may receive permission to resolve their effects according to what the rules were at the time of their printing

See the difference?

last night my brother asked me if I ever get two completely unrelated songs stuck in my head together and then several hours later sends me this

this song is just what executive dysfunction feels like