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This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

holy shit

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

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Or throw flour on it to smother it.

/quick safety announcement

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NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called “do not try this at home” where they tested all sort of stuff you’re not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.

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Day 2049 -  18 November 2016

Thank you for the past 20 years. 

Happy Pokemon Sun and Moon release day!

.//projectTiGER

nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.

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I have honestly been waiting AGES for the right gifset to express the wonderful perfection that is Nani. She is not only protective of Lilo, she respects the way Lilo’s imagination and quirkiness works.

Pudge the fish got a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday. Nani does not argue the logic of feeding him, only suggests an alternative sandwich when they are out of peanut butter. Lilo was allowed to take as many photos of whatever mundane or odd subjects as she wanted and Nani would get them developed. Nani recognized what were important habits for Lilo.

When Lilo asks for a pet lobster, Nani does not tell her that lobsters are not pets. She tells her, “We don’t have a lobster door, we have a dog door.” She makes sure the woman at the pound does not tell Lilo that “Stitch is not a real name”.

NANI SPENDS THE ENTIRE MOVIE MAKING SURE THAT LILO NEVER FEELS LIKE HER IDEAS ARE WRONG.

The only time we truly see Nani get angry with Lilo is when she is scared of Lilo being taken away. Nani spends the entire movie stressed out over taking care of her sister, trying to find a job, trying to make sure her sister has a friend, and yet she is always willing to put that extra effort, over and over again, to make sure that Lilo always believes that anything is possible.

This is a great moment because she probably *remembered* that Lilo said this once. And you know what? Shes not ending this day by letting her little sister think this is her fault. She’s not having an easy time trying to be a parent, but she knows none of this is her sisters fault, and shes not going to let her think it is. 

And half of her terror of losing Lilo isnt even just losing her family; its knowing that wherever Lilo goes, they won’t know how to do these things. They won’t understand her. 

What a good movie. 

Casual reminder that the reason Lilo obsessively feeds the fish is because her parents died in a rainstorm and she firmly believes Pudge controls the weather. If you pay attention to the feeding sequence you will notice that storm clouds recede and dissipate, a visual narrative that confirms this.

It’s not just a habit. It’s a very real part of Lilo’s healing process and Nani understands that.

Also if you pay attention to Nani’s room you’ll notice she had surfing posters and trophies. She was very much on her way to being a pro surfer but had to give it up to become the adult Lilo needed her to be.

And not ONCE does Nani show her sister any resentment. It’s worth it to keep her family together. This is a young woman who is willing to sacrifice all of her dreams and make incredibly grown up decisions.

What I am saying is Nani is the best disney princess of all time. Disney Queen even.

Jaune, tied up: For the last time. You got the wrong blond. I'm not dating Weiss. My friend Yang is.
White Fang Member, smirking: Hmm hmm, whatever you say, buddy. Lying won't help you though. Weiss is apparently dating a dumb blond, and you fit the picture perfectly.
Jaune, groaning: Do you know how many dumb blonds I know!? An alarming amount. Now let me go or you are going to regret it when my actual girlfriend, Pyrrha Nikos, finds me and kicks your guys' asses!
White Fang Member:........*bursts out laughing* You and Pyrrha Nikos!? Now I know you're lying! Now shut up while I make my ransom call. *Goes into the other room*
White Fang Member, in the other room: *muffled* Miss Schnee! We have somebody of yours that is mighty important to you......no, not her. We got your boyfriend......you don't have a boyfriend? Lying isn't going to help you miss Schnee........Jaune Arc! We got Jaune Arc! He's a dumb blond!..........huh?..........wait, are you serious? You aren't dating him?.........but my sources said tha-........*terrified* w-what!?.........HE'S ACTUALLY DATING PYRRHA NIKOS!? THE PYRRHA NIKOS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!......WAIT WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE TRACING MY CALL!?.......SHE'S ON HER WAY RIGHT NOW!? OH SHIT!!!!
*The White Fang Member bursts through the door*
White Fang Member, panicky: OH MY GOD! RELEASE HIM RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS HE-
*loud explosion is heard in the background, follow by multiple screams of White Fang Members*
White Fang Member, crying: OH MY GOD! WE FUCKED UP SO BAD! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!
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Quick Poll

I need to prove a point.

Like if your definition of “Spork” is this:

Reblog if your definition of “Spork” is this:

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Robert Downey Jr. & Tom Holland + Movies AU

1. James Bond & Q (let’s pretend Q is a field agent).

2. Pinocchio & Gepetto.

3. Harry Hart & Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin.

4. Charlie Kenton & Max Kenton.

5. Marty McFly & Doc. Emmett Brown.

6. Peter Highman & Ethan Tremblay.

7. Young Nathan Drake & Victor Sullivan. 

8. Carl Casper & Percy.

Inspired by a conversation with dobreviasstuff

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

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Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

^^^^

He’s wholesome, so why wouldn’t I share this with people?

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Today, May 21, is International Dinosaur Day. The big lumbering creatures have been a part of the cinematic universe since the early days of its inception, with masters of stop motion animation taking the lead until computers became sophisticated enough to take over. So, here’s to Willis O’Brien, Ray Harryhausen, and all the rest, who fueled our imaginations for generations, and the technological wizards who continue doing so today. From top to bottom: The Lost World (1925), King Kong (1933), Beast From 20,000 Fathoms (1953), One Million Years B.C. (1966), Valley Of The Gwangi (1966), When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth (1970), The Land Before Time (1988), Jurassic World (2018).

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it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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adslkjfslkjfd’d too hard not to reblog.

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The Mask in The Mask is Norse. This is Aztec. I’d be more worried about vampires…

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[ STAND NAME ] HEY, PACHUCO!

[ STAND MASTER ] STANLEY IPKISS

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confirmed

Pyrrha Wick AU: Parabellum

Goodwitch: Do you really expect her to make it out?
Ozpin: A $14 million bounty on her head, and every hood in the city wants a piece of it? I’d say the odds are about even.

Shrek 2 really didn’t have to go off and make the best version of “I Need a Hero” in existence but fuck they sure did!! The flawless use of the dramatic orchestra including giving a pleasing interlude to show that the song is still being used as a dance?? The seamless integration of the Spanish guitar towards the end?? The swells and dips that take you perfectly through the action happening on screen but don’t overplay it so that it still stands on it’s own when you’re not watching the movie itself??? Go tf off fairy godmother goddamn

tldr version:

Stan Lee says characters should stay how they were intended to be.

>Peter Parker shouldn’t be black, and Black Panther shouldn’t be Swiss.

>Says there’s no reason to change the characters when you can just make new ones.

>Tells people to create their own characters instead of changing existing ones.

>Also mentions how wanting a white character to stay white doesn’t make you anti-black/Latino/etc. because most people also wouldn’t want a black character to stop being black.

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My opinion:

He’s completely right.

Stan’s the man.

THANK YOU Stan Lee for being a famous person who speaks the truth instead of bowing under SJWbullshit pressure.

He’s too old for their shit.

Based Stan Lee.

Anonymous asked:

Hey, I wrote a fic on AO3, it's my first and it is kind of a post-endgame pick me up with Peter acting as Morgan's older brother. If you could check it out it would mean the world. It is called "Big shoes to fill" by Gigis

Hi! I just read it and I want to say

MY FEELINGS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND TRAGIC 

YOU MADE ME CRY A LOT 

Please, everyone, go read this masterpiece

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