Name change!!
jay-wants-to-be-a-paladin --> jay-wants-to-be-a-hummingbird
change is awesome and beautiful so I decided to switch it up.

@jay-wants-to-be-a-hummingbird
Name change!!
jay-wants-to-be-a-paladin --> jay-wants-to-be-a-hummingbird
change is awesome and beautiful so I decided to switch it up.
I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)
couldnt get the thought of a mossy, spirit cat out of my head so i drew it after work :)
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard
see I like bullshit like this more than those "the first letter of your name" things because this one literally can't harvest data because everyone's username is definitionally already public
This was the best scene in the whole series
Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.
a demon telling you god is not real or god doesent care about humanity is easy to shrug off as demons lieing
but a demon telling you god is real, god is good and god hates your guts quite literally puts the fear of god in you, especially when your about to find out if hes right in about 20 seconds
(From Netflix’s Castlevania, which is excellent.)
I love this show and this scene but also it just makes me think of this
One of the best writing advice I have gotten in all the months I have been writing is "if you can't go anywhere from a sentence, the problem isn't in you, it's in the last sentence." and I'm mad because it works so well and barely anyone talks about it. If you're stuck at a line, go back. Backspace those last two lines and write it from another angle or take it to some other route. You're stuck because you thought up to that exact sentence and nothing after that. Well, delete that sentence, make your brain think because the dead end is gone. It has worked wonders for me for so long it's unreal
Luna moth and death head moth
love when hair dye tells me to do a spot test. nah man whatever happens happens
robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires
WHO TOUCHED MY POST
WHO TOUCHED MY FUCKING POST
YOU
when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore
Without a sound I took her down.
possessed by visions. have gerard way as ophelia.
- excellent photo of David Bowie.
“[While filming ‘Ashes to Ashes’] So we’re on the beach shooting this scene with a giant bulldozer. The camera was on a very long lens. [The camera is along way away, but the artist fills the frame] In this video I’m dressed from head to toe in a clown suit. Why not. I hear playback and the music starts. So off I go, I start singing and walking, but as soon as I do this old geezer with an old dog walk right between me and the camera… Well, knowing this is gonna take a while I walked past the old guy and sat next to camera in my full costume waiting for him to pass. As he is walking by camera the director said, excuse me Mr do you know who this is? The old guy looks at me from bottom to top and looks back to the director and said… "Of course I do! It’s some cunt in a clown suit.” That was a huge moment for me, It put me back in my place and made me realize, yes I’m just a cunt in a clown suit. I think about that old guy all the time.
David Bowie
Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women