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@jaxybot

✯ walking shitpost ✯
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I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

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hungwy

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

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i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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how i wake up, feeling pretty yet mentally fucked up while still mourning over that person i loved who hurt me

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gus van sant’s polaroids of the cast of twin peaks (1989)

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"you're so weird" i was trapped in a crystal by a wizard for 10000 years give me a break

"why'd you get trapped in the crystal" apparently i was 'being weird' 🙄

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pawcakes

i will look at u with my big doe eyes … and u will pay for my iced coffee

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“Not all men….”

You’re right none of the boys from Greta Van Fleet would treat me this way..