Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex

ill have what im having

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

“Get a load of this guy”

uhh yeah that’s literally all I’m trying to do

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

I would do anything for the terra cotta corn puppy

I need violent dick and five thousand dollars

I just need four more of you

are they dead

Tyler will be 30 this month and he still gets separated and lost when we're at Kohl's.