fuck you
fixed it for u <3
"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.
Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god
while kissing eachother
i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.
so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.
it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”
and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher
and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said
“call bungalow instead.”
and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing
This is the only wrong way to do it
File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense
Doctor : I’m sorry, but we had to remove your colon.
Me Why?
perhaps in another life we could have been friends. lovers. confidants. silly rabbits
i support women's wrongs and girl failures and most of all category five women moments
had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
u could never understand a warriors bond
i have an appointment with Dr. I. Pee Freely. I'm just joking. But that is his real name





