gay

plays musical instruments

irrefutable dumbass

can’t fight to save my life

a poet

would probably say the worst things at the most inoportune times

(accidental) flirt

chaotic neutral

i own a lyre harp

did i mention i’m gay?

thick hot chocolate drips and sugar coated kisses

1. Describe what you’re doing! This applies to players and to DMs. Instead of saying ‘I hit him, I do x damage.’ Spice that shit up baby!! Be descriptive! “I draw my sword off my back, and with one hand I slash him across the chest to set an example out of him and scare his friends!’ Or if you’re a DM: 'The hobgoblin has nowhere to escape, he attempts to climb up over the wall but it’s too high, he knows you will catch him. So he jumps off the wall and flies in your face, clawing wildly.” Damn, see? That’s way cooler than 'The hobgoblin is trapped, he’s going to claw you.“
2. Use your environment! This will make for more interesting fights and perhaps get you extra damage. "I punch him” vs “I grab him by the hair and smash his face into the table, holding him down. I lift up a tankard and break it overtop of his head.” How cool!! Wow, are you an action star? ★
3. For DMs: its more fun to kill 10 small enemies than it is to kill 2 regular enemies. (Unless it is a boss)
4. DMs: player rolled a 1 or a 20? Let them describe what happens. It keeps the players engaged and let’s them be creative.
5. Describe deaths. “Your magic missiles have killed him” vs “you outreach your hand, the hot missiles of your spell form around you, collecting energy until they speed past you, straight towards the Evil Man. He knocks the first missile away but the others hit him with an intense force, sending him flying into the wall behind him. His body makes an awful 'crunch’ as the stone wall cracks from the impact. He slumps down, and does not get up.”

jung jaewon