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I don't like to add to the noise of Software Developer Do Dumb Thing, but I feel like this is as if the Japanese government sent me an email going "it turns out there are a lot of you named Kenji Tanaka, so to solve this problem we are retiring passport numbers"
*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!
Normalize blocking people for making you uncomfy ❤
Normalize restricting people on Instagram for being weird ❤
normalize throwing tea into the harbor ❤️
IM SO SORRY I DIDNT REALIZE WHO MADE THE POST IM SO SORRY
Aye do nae apologize for speakin yer truth lad. Into the harbor a go 🫡
I hit 1k on twitter so I decided to host a dtiys there! Idk if I should extend it to Tumblr but I figured I might as well post the guy because I’m p happy with how it turned out heh
for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke
Make this the new meme!
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tell me something about yourself
so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.
if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like…….well……you know……..
thank you for giving me that wonderful visual
Never expected memes in 2023 to require a working knowledge of German.
i love gay people. cant get this shit anywhere else
look at my synchronized gifs boy
I had a dream that the alt-right manosphere people stopped liking Andrew Tate, but the guy they replaced him with was Mr. Bean? Like Rowan Atkinson was suddenly the model of masculinity that all these dudes were idolizing and I'm not sure if he was even aware of it.
"Beanposting" was like, the new meme and people spent a lot of time using AI programs to make images of jacked chad Mr. Bean.
I don't know exactly how, but this was related to something called "The Darkness." Like, if you beanposted too much, it would trigger The Darkness, but The Darkness could also happen randomly.
The Darkness was like, this thing that would happen as you were trying to sleep. This black fog would completely envelop you, to the point where you weren't able to see anything. Once that happened, you'd have the distinct feeling that you had been transported somewhere else, or like, another place had been transported around you.
At that point, you HAD to keep your eyes closed. If you didn't, you'd see a blue-green Greek letter delta appear in the air. It would give off just enough light to barely give the impression that there was someone holding the delta, like it was hovering above their hand.
I woke up before I could learn what happened if you saw the delta.
There was a distinct sense that The Darkness was a new thing. Like it had never happened before. People who weren't alt-right weirdos started beanposting because they wanted to see the delta for themselves.
Also there was definitely a sense that seeing the delta was REALLY bad. Like in the dream some big alt-right account like catturd or w/e stopped posting because they saw the delta. Nobody could even find out what happened to them but everyone just kinda knew it was because they saw the delta.
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hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*
normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg