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Queen Wizard

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Jasmine ✨🍃

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become just imagine cemeteries looking like this life after death THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

you can choose what kind of tree you want to become?

my grand kids gon smoke that OG me

zooted off my spirit

forever in their hearts lungs.

Lmaooo

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Ivory 👌🏾

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

Leaked scene from GoT Season 8, Episode 2

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

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The hardest drug I can picture John Mulvaney doing is a bottle of tums

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The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!
Tangled (2010) dir.  Byron Howard & Nathan Greno