miya osamu who laughs to himself while he watches you doze off, head bobbing as you try to keep yourself awake during your best friend's show. you're leaning dangerously far to the right, eyes still heavy and screaming to be let closed. "don't fall asleep. wake up. don't fall asleep. wake up," you murmur to yourself, pinching your arm and thigh to keep yourself from giving in. "fall, fall, fall," osamu chants in his mind, hiding a smile behind his hand, his shoulder ready to be a pillow for you.
but you snap awake at the sudden outburst of laughter around you, hands gripping at the armrests. osamu clicks his tongue and turns away, pretending to laugh along. of course his stupid twin brother had to have forgotten his lines, fumbling and improvising with jokes thrown left and right.
not buyin' tuna for a week! osamu decides with a scowl, nodding his head like it was the most logical thing, tsumu deserves to suffer for all i care!
propping an elbow on the armrest, osamu placed his cheek on his open palm and yawned. his eyes watered and he checked the time: 8 more minutes until intermission. but his breath catches when he looks at you from the corner of his eye. he just can't get enough of your bright eyes and radiating smile, and he doesn't realize that he's asleep on your shoulder until the lights come on, the curtains close, and people are shuffling out of their seats to go to the bathroom.
he jumps up, back straight, turning to apologize to you but falters when you laugh, "you drool when you sleep."
reddening, osamu sputters, "w- well— it ain't my fault that yer shoulder is so comfortable! and... and ya should've woken me up! ...uh how long was i asleep?"
you smile, lifting an eyebrow, "oh? glad to know that my shoulder is so comfortable." glancing at your phone, you feign making calculations, "you've been asleep for about an hour and 8 minutes! the show's over, i'm supposed to be meeting my friend right now but here i am sitting here with you because you fell asleep on my shoulder."
osamu's eyes widened, "yer telling me that i fell asleep during the entire rest of the show?! oh, tsumu is so going to be on my ass about this..."
unable to keep the act up any longer, you burst out laughing, clutching at your stomach. "kidding, kidding! it's still intermission, there's still more of the show left."
"oh ha ha, very funny... err..."
"y/l/n y/n. and you are...?"
"osamu. miya osamu. but very funny, y/l/n. you should be a comedian."
"maybe i will. if i do, i'll invite you to all my shows, miya."
for @dreamesamu, SDKJFOWEJRLSKDJF SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AAAAHHHHHH, I HOPE THIS HELPSSS
a/n: HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M ALIVE Y'ALL BUT MY CREATIVITY IS LIKE... NONEXISTENT AT THE MOMENT LOL, anyways this is prob super ooc but i swear this is what samu is like, okay? just... shhhhh lol. ALSO CREDIT TO MR RICK RIORDAN FOR THAT LINE, Y'ALL KNOW WHICH LINE LKSJDFOSJFLSKDF