omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;
This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion
CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT
I will never not reblog this happy baby.
thank u @dreamdripdistance for making possible the funniest iteration of post-top surgery pics (it's a temporary tattoo)
You’re all gonna love this one
This f***er just out there quilting chocolate
im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.
LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!
This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.
if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.
I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
love how that's the only post in the tag lol
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.”
The surgeon was fired later that day.
Jeff, I heard oral works too…
We will have to test this hypothesis 🤔
I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health
it's because he didn't use washi tape




