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@jash-snash

This isn't really a blog dedicated to anything specific. I just reblog whatever I like
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fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

despite everything…

Happy New Year. What a wonderful day to start 2023 on

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compyuter

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

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Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

“Oh, he did not just…”

Yes, he did. 

Get the fuck outta here

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people.  Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

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emil

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

they also laugh and go “get bababooied” and he always looks so lost

the face of a man scandalized

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Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

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Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

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As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

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But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

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Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

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And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

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falseficus

pussy corrosive

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate